Movie Caption Contest #205: "Shenanigans Part 2"

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Ensign: "Hmm, insert Tab B into Slot A... Where's Slot A?"

LaForge os: "Hey, where's the penis? Has anyone seen the penis?"
Barclay os: "I th...think I saw Counsellor T...troi with it."

Ensign: "3 years at the Academy for this! Don't look up. Don't look up!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

ENSIGN: "I heart Tasha"? Is that some sort of code?

 

[Kirby]

Sulu: As a matter of fact, I do have to make the 'pew pew' sound when I'm pretending to fire phasers. Maybe the Captain should brush up on her regulations.

 

[Maurice]

SULU: But, this is the closest thing to the Star Wars Arcade Game I could find!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Klingon Commander "I Said Turn off that Justin Bieber Lady Gaga Duet!"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Technician: Whatever its programming, Commander, I think we have rendered the new android 'armless.
Geordi: ...oh, good. I've been LOOKING for someone to shift to the waste managment staff. Report there at the top of the hour.

Saavik: ...one hundred forty-seven thousand, nine hundred and forty three...cargo capaci-
Sulu: Respectfully, captain, I don't think any officer actually reads or uses the entire specs readout.
Saavik: Says the man who has been manning the same post without promotion for -
Sulu, quickly: Point taken.

 

[Mysterion]

SULU: We are on course, Captain, but I seem to be unable to turn off the Closed Captioning option...

 

[LeadHead]

Saavik: Hmmmm.... I think we need to update the Tactical displays...

Sulu: Captain, that's not the Tactical Display, that's really out there in space ahead of us!

 

[BriGuy]

Sweet! Once I have this arm installed, I'll be able to respond to caption contests at lightning speed!

 

[BriGuy]

Saavik: Mr. Sulu! How many times have I told you NOT to play Star Trek Online while you're on duty?!??

Sulu: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

Saavik: Keep this up, mister, and I will have that Barracuda firewall installed.

 

[BriGuy]

Crewman: Well, I'm not wearing a red shirt, and I'm holding a bridge officer's arm... guess I'll be getting home from this deployment after all.

 

[inflatabledalek]

"Yep, science has proven it, he really does have more directing talent in his little finger than you do Mr. Baird Sir"

 

[Alrik]

Tech (swivelling arm back and forth): "So, THAT's how you give a hand job."

 

[SmoothieX]

Bones: Dammit man, watch where you point that thing. If you're not careful you'll shoot your eye out!

After watching the 'Royal Pudding' episode of South Park, Crewman Bob gets an idea...

 

[Mr Silver]

There will be a new caption contest soon, just bare with me!

 

[Isis]

Sulu: "Aren't you glad we got a Sharp Quattron. Both the diagram and the words are pure gibberish, but the colors are perfect."

Crewman (to self): "I can get the new iPhone! I thought it was gonna cost an arm and a leg, but -- thank goodness -- it's only gonna be an arm."

 

[LeadHead]

Crewman (to self): "I can get the new iPhone! I thought it was gonna cost an arm and a leg, but -- thank goodness -- it's only gonna be an arm."

Crewman: And thank heavens it was someone else's arm.

 

[Isis]

Crewman (to self): "I can get the new iPhone! I thought it was gonna cost an arm and a leg, but -- thank goodness -- it's only gonna be an arm."

Crewman: And thank heavens it was someone else's arm.

Crewman: "...although I have to admit he's not very pleased with me."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Crewman muttering: "Stupid Federation and its stupid ban on genetic engineering! If the Dominion had won, I'd have a full head of hair by now."

 

[Captain Crow]

Crewman, muttering: Where did it all go wrong? I was valedictorian of my class and got assigned to the flagship of the fleet straight out of the academy because of it. And what job do I get for all my hard work? [sighs] Cleaning off the android's masturbating arm.