Movie Caption Contest #194: Reassignments

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: We should have gone with the faux wood.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Kirk: Hmm. My finger points!

Hawk: I don't know about you, but I'm seeing a blank.

Data: *sigh*

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Sit and spin, Big Guy.

Sit and spin.

DATA: Perhaps parking the Enterprise right next to a wooden picket fence was NOT the best of ideas, Captain...

 

[Bob Karo]

Riker (os): Okay.... remind me again why this is better than the old view screen?

 

[Candlelight]

Data: "Captain, I fear the Borg will devour the viewscreen in 4 hours, 59-"
Picard: "Crap, termites are back Numbah One."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data: "Inquiry... Just how is 'planking' dangerous?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Hi folks, no I'm not dead, just incredibly busy these days. Sadly too busy to continue running these caption contests. But, just as members of the community have stepped in during the past to keep the ball rolling, I entrust the TOS Caption Contest, Movie Caption Contest, and the Star Trek XI+ Caption Contest to those who are willing to pick up the flag. Anywho...

Kirk: "Come come, Mr. Scott; young minds, fresh idea. Be tolerant."

Scotty: "Of another Real Housewives spin-off, suh?!"

Data: "I am drawing a blank."

 

[cooleddie74]

First contact with the Parking Garage Door of Rigel IV went better than expected...

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Now, now, Mister Scott.

Let's NOT make rude comments about other crewmen being overweight drunkards.

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Captain's Prerogative, now turn it back to the T.J. Hooker Marathon."

 

[Alrik]

Data: "I do not understand the entertainment value."

Hawk: "No kidding, Commander Clueless. Now put the money in the slot, the curtain will go up, and then we get to watch the stripper."

 

[Alrik]

Hi folks, no I'm not dead, just incredibly busy these days. Sadly too busy to continue running these caption contests. But, just as members of the community have stepped in during the past to keep the ball rolling, I entrust the TOS Caption Contest, Movie Caption Contest, and the Star Trek XI+ Caption Contest to those who are willing to pick up the flag. Anywho...

I, for one, completely understand. It was about this time last that year I had to exit the ranks of contest runner for the exact same reasons. Thank you very much for all of the time and effort you've put in during your tour. See ya out there.

 

[Maurice]

Hi folks, no I'm not dead, just incredibly busy these days. Sadly too busy to continue running these caption contests. But, just as members of the community have stepped in during the past to keep the ball rolling, I entrust the TOS Caption Contest, Movie Caption Contest, and the Star Trek XI+ Caption Contest to those who are willing to pick up the flag. Anywho...

I, for one, completely understand. It was about this time last that year I had to exit the ranks of contest runner for the exact same reasons. Thank you very much for all of the time and effort you've put in during your tour. See ya out there.

Likewise. I used to do the TAS contest and similarly free-time evaporated so I couldn't do it anymore. So, thanks Rat Boy!

P.S. I see we're in the same city!

 

[inflatabledalek]

Kirk: I swear on Spock's life, it's all my own hair.
Spock: Awww crap, that's me dead by the end of the film.