Movie Caption Contest #193: Another Bright Idea

[SmoothieX]

Azetbur: Where's that engineer? I can't read this diagram, it came from IKEA for cryin' out loud! How can I run an empire without a friggin' desk?!?

Picard: Dammit Admiral, don't you see what you're doing here? If you destroy this planet, it will be like 9/11 times a hundred.

Dougherty: 91,100?

 

[cooleddie74]

AZETBUR: I wish my father were still here.

HE knew how to make sense out of stupid prop maps with silly languages on them. I can't.

 

[cooleddie74]

DOUGHERTY: Good news, Jean-Luc.

Ru'afo's agreed to let you have one Song and Dance Night every two weeks. Provided, of course, you and the Ba'ku don't gay it up TOO much.

 

[LeadHead]

Azetbur: Kirk will pay for my fathers death. We'll have a show trial and broadcast it throughout the galaxy.

Chang: OOOO! OOOO! Can I prosecute?

 

[cooleddie74]

AZETBUR: This black-light poster is too big.

There's no way it'll fit on the wall of my cabin.

 

[Candlelight]

In years to come, german movie goers added humourous subtitles in a bid to out-do the "Hitler reacts" videos.

 

[milo bloom]

Azetbur: "This star chart offends me! Four stars?? Ron Moore clearly made the mini series set within a single solar system!"

Chang: "But the way it's currently laid out makes more sense from a scientific perspective-"

Azetbur: "A common barycenter! Please, next you'll be telling me Aquaria is only a scientific outpost with a small population- (spots it on the map) -oh for f-"

That's awesome!

 

[JarodRussell]

Dougherty: I'll have you court martialed!
Picard: We'll see what the court martial will say about you appearing in Matrix Reloaded.
Gallatin: Now that movie really sucked.

 

[cooleddie74]

GALLATIN: Come on, you two.

KISS already. I'm losing wood over here.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Azetbur: "Chang... you're dual-classing as a warrior and an assasin! Explain!"

Chang: "The uh... dexterity bonus?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Play him off, Keyboard Azetbur.

[cheesy keyboard music plays]

 

[cooleddie74]

DOUGHERTY: Bad news, Jean-Luc.

Ru'afo tried swiping your credit cards through the scanner. You're flat-busted broke, my friend.

Looks like you're gonna have to pay for your stay here by washing dishes.

 

[cooleddie74]

AZETBUR: I get the feeling I'm going to be the LAST female chancellor of the High Council. And that nobody will ever mention me or that I even existed.

CHANG: Welcome to STAR TREK, your Excellency.

 

[Nerys Myk]

AZETBUR: I get the feeling I'm going to be the LAST female chancellor of the High Council. And that nobody will ever mention me or that I even existed.

CHANG: Welcome to STAR TREK, your Excellency.

CHANG: You should also forget about the pink blood and tearducts. Oh. its spelled "Q'onoS", by the way.

 

[Distorted Humor]

I - 23....I -23....
BINGO!!!
AZETBUR: I never win in this game...

Dougherty: "I think the writers ran out of ideas"
Picard: "At least I am not going to fight my clone or something stupid."
John Logan: "Umm...that sounds like a great idea!"