Movie Caption Contest #193: Another Bright Idea

[Rat Boy]

Back to Normalsville and a new caption contest. First, let's reveal the secret pains of...

It might make the movie pass more...smoothly?

SYBOK: Share your pain with me.

Then...when that's done...share your whiskey with me.

This man has his priorities in order...

Troi: To the first flight of the Phoenix!
Cochrane: To your incredible rack!

I bet it involves the Flash and a Zippo lighter...

SYBOK: Your pain runs deep.

J'ONN J'ONZZ: You have no idea.

Congratulations to the winners. This week, Azetbur's already planning to remodel the Great Hall a mere five minutes after her daddy's funeral and much to their dismay, Dougherty, Ru'afo, and Picard all discover they have Randy "Macho Man" Savage's "Oh yeeeeeeeah!" quote as their ringtones. Have fun:

 

[Rat Boy]

Azetbur: "That's not what my father wanted!"

Chang: "Your father was killed for what he wanted; tickets to a Justin Bieber concert."

Dougherty: "Belt envy much, Captain?"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Azetbur: "Clean coal"? Do you think my father raised an idiot?

 

[Balrog]

Azetbur: "This is your great plan to defeat the Federation? 'Noogies'?"

Dougherty: "What's the big deal, Picard? We off-world the Ba'ku, collect the metaphasic radiation and leave. What could possibly be bad about that?"

Gallatin: "The planet will be left uninhabitable."

Dougherty: "Oh yeah. That's right..."

 

[cooleddie74]

AZETBUR: I could never understand WHY my father wanted to play "Dungeons & Dragons" with a playmat THIS big.

DOUGHERTY: Word of warning to anyone dealing with this radiation, Jean-Luc...

Don't get high on your own supply.

 

[cooleddie74]

...and the negotiations for the limited-edition Kahless wall poster continued well into the night.

 

[JarodRussell]

Azetbur: Does anyone know where I can buy this chart? It's great.

 

[cooleddie74]

AZETBUR: Lousy map.

It keeps sending us back to that Earther language camp in Minnesota.

 

[LeadHead]

Azetbur: Kirk will pay for my fathers death.

Chang: You're going to file a civil suit?

Worst Retirement Party Ever.

 

[cooleddie74]

DOUGHERTY: You've come awfully close to insubordination, Jean-Luc. Watch yourself.

Don't force me to tell the Son'a about that little "accident" you once had with the aerosol cheese and that cadet's genitals.

 

[JarodRussell]

Azetbur: Kirk will pay for my fathers death.
Chang: You're going to file a civil suit?

Lawyer enters room: Lock'n load. Who's your daddy? Denny Crane. Never lost, never will. Denny Crane.

 

[cooleddie74]

AZETBUR: Kirk...

Kirk will PAY for my father's death.



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[Herkimer Jitty]

Dougherty: "Pfft, the alliance with the So'na isn't that bad. It's not like they're attempting to blow up the Enterprise as we speak."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHANG: Your father is dead.

AZETBUR: Knock down the wall between my quarters and my father's. I need the extra space. Also I want new uniforms from my personal guards. Kill my step-mother and get me a Raktajino

CHANG: He's only been dead a minute!

AZETBUR (puzzled) Too soon???

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "That has to be the worst haircut I've ever seen."
Dougherty: "Hey! You no play the game, you no make the rules!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Azetbur: "This expansionist policy must cease, it is bankrupting the empire... yet it is in our very nature to expand, to conquer, there must be some reason why the Klingon nature is so aggressive. Suggestions?"
Hippy Klingon: "I was like thinking, you know how we've got ridged foreheads, it must make giving birth like, weird and trippy. Cos you've got the pain of childbirth, which is, you know, like painful. But then, we're like ridged, for pleasure? So Klingon women have this pleasure pain thing going on, which is like psychedelic evolution of something... And I was thinking it's got something to do with that..."

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Azetbur: "5 hours in the agoniser booth."
Hippy Klingon: "Cool!"
Azetbur: "But first, share what you're smoking with the rest of the room."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Klingon advisor: "If you look to the top left-hand corner, Madam Chancellor, you can see that our latest model of the D-7 cruiser comes in three delightful shades - pea green, neon orange, and bubblegum pink. We thought you'd approve".

Azetbur: "I can see we have a long way to go on the whole 'taking a female chancellor seriously' issue".

 

[Candlelight]

Azetbur: "This star chart offends me! Four stars?? Ron Moore clearly made the mini series set within a single solar system!"

Chang: "But the way it's currently laid out makes more sense from a scientific perspective-"

Azetbur: "A common barycenter! Please, next you'll be telling me Aquaria is only a scientific outpost with a small population- (spots it on the map) -oh for f-"

Dougherty: "Eyes up here, Jean-Luc"

Picard: "I would... it's just you're... well, 'hanging out' so to speak..."

Ru'Afo: "We have a machine that can stretch the skin of-"

Dougherty: "DON'T GO THERE!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Rosanna DeSoto: "No, I'm the one who looks better without the ridges. You're thinking of Roxann Dawson."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DOUGHERTY: Yeah, thats right, Johnny you're looking at the man who one the Academy Riding and Roping Competition four years straight.