Movie Caption Contest #192: Keeping A Straight Face

[Nerys Myk]

J'onn: You are not like any Vulcan I have ever seen.

Sybok: Yes, I know, because I embrace emotion.

J'onn: No... you have a beard!

Sybok: Dude! You've never seen "Mirror, Mirror"?

 

[Mistral]

Thanks for the win, Rat Boy!

Cochrane: "There's a cigarette butt floating in my glass."

Troi: "Pinch me again and see what you find!"

 

[cooleddie74]

COCHRANE: If this turns out to be Bud Light...I'm going to kill you BOTH.

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK: Each man hides a secret pain.

J'ONN: Not me. I let EVERYONE know about my missing testicle and chronic halitosis.

 

[Finn]

SYBOK: Have you heard the wonderful news? About Stardate 521201.1?

 

[Maurice]

SYBOK: Join me on my quest for ultimate knowledge.
J'ONN: Oh, Rapture!
SYBOK: No, that's even stupider than this plot to find God.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

SYBOK:"Hey didn't I see you at A Canucks game?"

J'ONN J'ONZZ: "That was my Great-great-great grand father, and he was upstaged by some girl in a blue jersey with piercings"

Cochrane: "This tastes like piss!"

Riker: It's your sample"

Troi:: "No I think I have it"

Riker: "You're both, shittered!"

Cochrane:"You Bet your sweet bippy"

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI: I'm impressed. For a moment there, I thought you were just a dumb hick who only has sex with farm animals.

COCHRANE: Well, not only.

RIKER:This townie isn't bothering you, right?

TROI: Oh, beyond belief. But it's nothing I can't handle.

COCHRANE: You could handle me, if that's an invitation.

RIKER: Hey! You better mind your manners.

COCHRANE: Oh, relax cupcake, it was a joke.