Movie Caption Contest #192: Keeping A Straight Face

[LeadHead]

Sybok: Each man hides a secret pain. Share yours with me.

J'onn shoots Sybok

Audience: Thank you!

Riker had to pick up Deanna from her Bachelorette party, and no longer felt bad about the drunken debauchery at his Bachelor Party.

 

[Nerys Myk]

LUCKENBILL: My mother in law used to own the studio that created this show....

HOLLMAN: Really? Yet you're playing this part in this movie? How much does she hate you?

 

[SmoothieX]

Sybok: Yes, this robe is fact made of cheese cloth. But that's not important right now.

Cochrane: You're right, that yellow stripe on Riker's jacket does make him look like an asshole.

 

[Nerys Myk]

COCHRANE: Nice jacket. Is that from "Prof. Scott's Big and Tall"?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

J'onn: "I wish I had a nickel for every time someone must have told you to mind your own business."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SYBOK: Your pain runs deep.

J'ONN J'ONZZ: You have no idea.

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK: Each man hides a secret pain.

And yours...

involves your college initiation, a funnel and two hamsters.

COCHRANE: I swear...if you two don't leave me alone I'm gonna fly alone into space and hook up with a glittery energy cloud.

Let's face facts...in my life I've hooked up with WORSE.

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK: It never fails to amuse me.

It's the late 23rd century.

And some people are still bald.

 

[Isis]

Sybok: "Oh, this schmata? It's just something I picked up from the clearance rack at Kohl's."

 

[Balrog]

Sybok: "Yeahhhhh... Ummmm, I'm kinda looking for a more "techie" kind of guy for this starship stealing plan of mine... Why don't you just go back to digging holes and I'll get back to you. 'K?"

Cochrane: "To the Pheonix! Oh wait... this is motor oil..."

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Cochrane: *AEEEIITTTCHHOO!!!!* Man, these 24th century hankies are weird. Better make sure these don't catch on...

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Riker: Is this a drinking contest or one to see who's got the bigger nose?

 

[Distorted Humor]

Riker: I don't think you should let her drive, the last time we let her drive she crashed the flagship of the fleet into the ground in a hard landing.

 

[cooleddie74]

COCHRANE: Yikes.

I'm not a medical doctor...but I'm PRETTY sure my urine sample shouldn't have that color.

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK: Of course I can help you with your pain...have you ever heard of L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology?

Brother...are you in for a TREAT!

COCHRANE:This is from my last bottle of the '25. Try not to waste any of it. Stuff's almost impossible to come by these days.

RIKER: History never said you were THIS big a lush.

TROI: OR that poorly-endowed.

Don't ask.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Suddenly, Riker remembered that passage in "Cochrane: The Official Autobiography". The one about the "bearded douche" intruding on his time with a fine woman...

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Sybok (taking a long look at J'onn): "....When we meet with God, you might want to ask Him for a refund".

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK: Share your pain with me.

Then...when that's done...share your whiskey with me.

 

[BriGuy]

J'onn: You are not like any Vulcan I have ever seen.

Sybok: Yes, I know, because I embrace emotion.

J'onn: No... you have a beard!

 

[Maurice]

SYBOK: Your pain runs deep. Share it with...Ouch. Hamsters? Really? No, no. Forget the sharing part.

COCHRANE: What is this swill?
TROI: Another Moore and Braga script.
COCHRANE: I mean the booze!