Movie Caption Contest #192: Keeping A Straight Face

[Rat Boy]

Being wrapped in joy may be fun, but it's time for another caption contest. First, let's bid bon voyage to...

SNAP!

Saavik: "So, I guess this makes me almost a daughter-in-law to you."
Amanda: "Don't flatter yourself, dear."

Guh...

Love means never having to say you're Soran.

Ad-mir-al, thar be...no, I'll behave.

SAAVIK: Amanda! Long time no see. Who's your friend?

...is that a Klingon Bird of Prey?

Congratulations to the winners. This week, Sybok realizes he needs to hire less ugly henchman and Cochrane, Riker, and Troi are wasting away in Magaritaville. Have fun:

 

[Rat Boy]

Sybok: "I think I know your secret pain and I can't cure it. I'm not a dentist."

Riker: "Uh, don't you think you shouldn't be drinking before you fly?"

Cochrane: "What, I got plenty of time!"

Riker: "It's T minus five minutes, you drunk!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Sybok: This is the last time I use Adultfriendfinder.com

Troi: And he can only "erect" his warp core if I whisper what a good, li'l captain he is ...
Riker: Um ... standing right here.
Troi: ... but I'm the one who has to dock the starship, if yah know what I mean.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, Rat Boy!

Cochrane: "There's a cigarette butt floating in my glass."

 

[LeadHead]

Luckinbill: For the last time, stop being mad at me. It's not my fault Connery couldn't do the movie!

Riker: Why is he drinking so much?

Troi: He started out Enterprise with "Broken Bow," then we came along at the end...

 

[Distorted Humor]

Sybok: "I thought this was going to be a cool movie about saving the whales, but NOOO, we have to get god a starship, and then even say "Why would god need a starship"

Riker: "Jeez Troi, Worf goes and runs off with a trill tramp, and now your trying to have Cochrane baby. I stayed on the enterprise to be with you."

Troi(drunk): "I know what your thinking dirty boy, want to blast off Zeframe?"

Riker: "Imzadi my $#*)(#$*"

 

[Mistral]

Thanks for the win, Rat Boy!

Cochrane: "There's a cigarette butt floating in my glass."

Troi: "Will didn't think you would notice."

 

[Nerys Myk]

J'onn: There are some guys at the door. Said they were with Seal Team Six. Should I let them in?*



*too soon???

 

[Candlelight]

"Come back with you where? And who is Soren?"

"To all of your acting careers... may they rest in peace"

 

[Nerys Myk]

COCHRANE: What's this swill called again?

RIKER: Château Picard.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Sybok: Brother...have you found Jesus?

Zefram: Imma in the mood for a threesome, Deena. You, brandy, and mebbe a shirly temple. You in for it?
Troi: They're DRINKS, Will.

 

[LeadHead]

Would you like this flower from the Church of Religious Conscienceness?

 

[Distorted Humor]

Do you want to hear how I made my first million dollars?

 

[BriGuy]

[Plinkett]What's wrong with your faaaaaaace???[/Plinkett]

Riker, thinking: Shit. I leave her alone in a bar for five minutes and she's hitting on the neighborhood drunk. I am so dumping her ass.

 

[BriGuy]

Troi: To the first flight of the Phoenix!
Cochrane: To your incredible rack!

 

[Finn]

"Shizon...what's your pain."

*ZAP!*

Cochrane: this is the worst moonshine I've ever tasted!

Troi: you should see the stills they use up in the 24th century Alaska

Riker: Hey! eggs are a fine Valdez tradition!

 

[Candlelight]

Deanna: "This smells like Deuterium"
Cochrane: "Of course it is, the Phoenix wanted a drink so I gave her the good stuff"
*Cochrane drinks, collapses*
Deanna: "May you rest in peace"

 

[Bob Karo]

Grip: Pss.... Jon, you're supposed to direct from this side of the camera...

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Sybok: "This is not the movie you're looking for. Move along."

Cochrane: "What'd you say this stuff was?"

Riker: "It's uh.... orange..."

 

[Kirby]

Sybok: Seriously dude, sunscreen and toothpaste. This is the 24th centurty for crying out loud, I can't take you to see God looking like that.

Riker: Have you guys seen my urine sample? I was keeping it in a bottle over on that counter. I think I have some kind of infection.