Movie Caption Contest #191: Wait, You're In This Movie?

[Rat Boy]

No time for love, Dr. Jones, but it is time for another caption contest. First, let's feature a cameo by...

This is probably the only way to make Coors Light taste like anything other than water...

"Give me back the Enterprise"
"Sod that, I'm more worried about these drinks... it's beers but, who put the straws in them?"
"Sir-"
"STRAWS JIM!! Who puts straws in beer??"

She just might...

Picard: If you don't get your way, what are you going to do, self destruct starfleet HQ?

The horror, the horror...

It was at this precise moment Jean-Luc knew going with "No really, i'm french" was the right decision after all.






*with gratitude to PKTrekGirl for doing the photoshop for me!!

Can we get SEAL Team Six to destroy every hat shop in the UK while they're at it? Anyway, congratulations to the winners. This week, Saavik fights off the urge to tell Amanda how Spock got past pon farr and Sir Patrick Stewart drops by The View. Have fun:

 

[Rat Boy]

Amanda: "I hope he remember his toothbrush."

Saavik: "His...?"

*runs off to gargle and spit*

Guinan: "It was like being inside joy."

Picard: "Uh...I really didn't need to know what you and Ms. Behar were up to in the 21st Century."

 

[LeadHead]

Amanda: (thinking) I'm so glad Saavik is going to have Spock's baby.

Saavik: (thinking) I hope Amanda doesn't know I pregnant. Spock isn't the father.

Stewart: I know you're not to pleased with this movie, don't worry I'll get you a cameo in a more popular one.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Saavik: "So, I guess this makes me almost a daughter-in-law to you."
Amanda: "Don't flatter yourself, dear."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Saavik: I wouldn't stand too close to the ledge, Lady Amanda. I understand that you don't do so well with them in an alternate timeline.

Saavik: Last I was on Vulcan, the sky was blue.
Amanda: It's seasonal. Just go with it.

 

[Maurice]

CURTIS: Does this up-shot make us look more dramatic?
WYATT: Nah, it's to hide the fact we're in the Parmount parking lot.

PICARD: Those "roofies" you served. Most effective.
GUINAN: Tools of the trade.

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA: I didn't have the heart to tell Spock he was adopted.

PICARD: How come I've never been in your quarters before? I'm sure I would have remembered a place THIS screwy.

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA: Spock knocked you up...didn't he?

SAAVIK: Affirmative.

AMANDA: That's a GOOD boy.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Curtis: "Ms. Wyatt, as a long-time veteran of the motion picture industry, do you have any advice for a young actress like me?"
Wyatt: "Yes, dear. In a low-angle shot like this, always check your nose for boogies."

 

[cooleddie74]

SAAVIK: Damn.

I left my communicator on the Bird-of-Prey.

PICARD: Nice pad.

But if I stay any longer I'm sure to get a WICKED contact high.

 

[Mysterion]

AMANDA: Well, there they go!
SAAVIK: Yeah, along with my movie career.

 

[Candlelight]

"Strange. The Bird of Prey should've gone by now."

*HMS Bounty lifts off behind them*

Picard: "Your quarters are very nice, Guinan. The candles lend themselves to the feel of the room."
Guinan: "Screw that, we've had a power cut on Deck 15 for days."
Picard: "What? But I thought-"
Guinan: "I WANT A HOT SHOWER, BITCH"

 

[UssGlenn]

Saavik: Keep your hands away from my purse.

Amanda: Wrong timeline, dear.

Picard: THERE ARE TWENTY-TW....TWENTY-THRE...Ah screw it. THERE ARE TOO MANY LIGHTS.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Can we get SEAL Team Six to destroy every hat shop in the UK while they're at it?

Guinan: "This villain will stop at nothing to ensure that his peace of mind, so cruelly shattered, is finally restored to him".

Picard: "We'll stop Soran, Guinan".

Guinan: "Not Soran. Rat Boy. I arrived in London to browse the usual shops - I was hoping to find a pink one this time. But there was nothing but ruins. I feel...naked, Picard".

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Candles. Barry White music....Ah, I think I'm needed on the bridge.

 

[Candlelight]

PICARD: Candles. Barry White music....Ah, I think I'm needed on the bridge.

"You gotta remove your hand from my lap first, and well, you do look like you're enjoying it."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SAAVIK: Amanda! Long time no see. Who's your friend?

...is that a Klingon Bird of Prey?

 

[Candlelight]

Amanda: "Where are they going?"
Saavik: "Something about off to find a whale...? Maybe they should've just stayed here-"
Kirsty: "YOU CAN BOTH FUCK OFF"

 

[Distorted Humor]

Thanks For the win!

Amanda: Look at that Bird of Prey

Saavik: it Just a model

Picard: Nothing personal, but if you tell me there is Five candles, I will feed you to the Borg.



and a another one...

Saavik: Who knows that my acting career would be as visible as a cloaked ship?

 

[cooleddie74]

Betty White and Heather Langenkamp.

In roles that WON'T surprise you.

PICARD: Are you trying to come onto me?!

GUINAN: What makes you think that?

PICARD: I'm not hearing a NO.