Kirk: Yo Dolomite, What's happening Brotha??
Morrow: What you say?? Just 'cos I'm black it doesn't mean that I'm dolomite, you rat soup eating, MotherFucker! Although, I won't cut out when there's heat all about!
Movie Caption Contest #190: Who's the Boss?
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Kirk: Yo Dolomite, What's happening Brotha??
Morrow: What you say?? Just 'cos I'm black it doesn't mean that I'm dolomite, you rat soup eating, MotherFucker! Although, I won't cut out when there's heat all about!
Janeway: ...And then I put Harry Kim in an airlock and started slowly depleting the oxygen.
*snickers*
Oh I can remember his screams of terror like it was yesterday.
Good times. Now, what was it you wanted to ask me Captain?
Picard: WHY THE HECK ARE YOU AN ADMIRAL????!!!
Janeway: Come now, Jean Luc. You've known your share of admirals. Roughly 70% of us are psychotic and you know it.
Janeway: ...And then I put Harry Kim in an airlock and started slowly depleting the oxygen.
*snickers*
Oh I can remember his screams of terror like it was yesterday.
Good times. Now, what was it you wanted to ask me Captain?
Picard: WHY THE HECK ARE YOU AN ADMIRAL????!!!
Janeway: Come now, Jean Luc. You've known your share of admirals. Roughly 70% of us are psychotic and you know it.
Picard: But you did that when you were a captain!
Janeway: Well picard, you should know by now that any captain other than you, Kirk or THE Sisko, is insane, incompetent or a complete douche, so it makes sense
Picard: True. True
Janeway, pulling of boots and singing: Would you be mine, could you be mine, won't you be my neighbor?
Picard, relaxing: Mon dieu, how I love this show.
Kirk: I need a 60% raise, admiral.
Morrow: Absolutely not.
Kirk: May I date your daughter?
Morrow: HELL no.
Kirk: Can I at least have the Enterprise back?
Morrow: Sure. Wait, what?
Janeway: ...And then I put Harry Kim in an airlock and started slowly depleting the oxygen.
*snickers*
Oh I can remember his screams of terror like it was yesterday.
Good times. Now, what was it you wanted to ask me Captain?
Picard: WHY THE HECK ARE YOU AN ADMIRAL????!!!
Janeway: Come now, Jean Luc. You've known your share of admirals. Roughly 70% of us are psychotic and you know it.
Picard: But you did that when you were a captain!
Janeway: Well picard, you should know by now that any captain other than you, Kirk or THE Sisko, is insane, incompetent or a complete douche, so it makes sense
Picard: True. True
Captain Pickirk was promptly disintegrated for forgetting about His Badassness, Captain of The Domain of Kelvin, Sir Dr. Richard Pierre Robau, Esq.
"Give me back the Enterprise"
"Sod that, I'm more worried about these drinks... it's beers but, who put the straws in them?"
"Sir-"
"STRAWS JIM!! Who puts straws in beer??"
Kirk: "You did sir, you said you didn't want the froth to get on your moustache. Don't you remember?"
Morrow: "I've had, like, ten of these-I couldn't remember my mother's name right now. Um, what moustache?"
It was at this precise moment Jean-Luc knew going with "No really, i'm french" was the right decision after all.
*with gratitude to PKTrekGirl for doing the photoshop for me!!
It was at this precise moment Jean-Luc knew going with "No really, i'm french" was the right decision after all.
*with gratitude to PKTrekGirl for doing the photoshop for me!!
PICARD: Bloody HELL.
The damned Borg have gone back in time...again!!!
MORROW: Wanna do some Jello shots after this? Now that Starfleet has taken your ship you've got PLENTY of time to kill.
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