JANEWAY: Don't ask, Jean-Luc.
Even I don't know why the hell they promoted me.
MORROW: Can I tell you a secret, Jim?
KIRK: Sure.
MORROW: Well...sometimes I get this...well...NOT-so-fresh feeling.
Movie Caption Contest #190: Who's the Boss?
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JANEWAY: Don't ask, Jean-Luc.
Even I don't know why the hell they promoted me.
MORROW: Can I tell you a secret, Jim?
KIRK: Sure.
MORROW: Well...sometimes I get this...well...NOT-so-fresh feeling.
PATRICK STEWART: Great.
Another bloody VOYAGER rerun.
Morrow: Will you hurry the hell up with your question Kiirk! I want to eat my Jello 1-2-3!
"Give me back the Enterprise"
"Sod that, I'm more worried about these drinks... it's beers but, who put the straws in them?"
"Sir-"
"STRAWS JIM!! Who puts straws in beer??"
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"Give me back the Enterprise"
"Sod that, I'm more worried about these drinks... it's beers but, who put the straws in them?"
"Sir-"
"STRAWS JIM!! Who puts straws in beer??"
Good question!
"Give me back the Enterprise"
"Sod that, I'm more worried about these drinks... it's beers but, who put the straws in them?"
"Sir-"
"STRAWS JIM!! Who puts straws in beer??"
Kirk: "You did sir, you said you didn't want the froth to get on your moustache. Don't you remember?"
Kirk: The last time you bought me a drink, I awoke the next morning with a nine-inch poop shoot.
Picard: So, Katie, torture any young Korean ensigns lately?
Janeway: Oh, Johnny, you know me so well.
T.G.I. FRIDAYS
For the food...the fun...and the subterfuge(TM)
JANEWAY: Nice ballpoint pen there, Jean-Luc.
It's almost...phallic!
Morrow: "Jim, I can't give you the Enterprise."
Kirk: "Well, can I borrow that vintage Corvette of yours?"
Morrow: "HELL NO! Take the damn ship, but stay away from my car."
Picard: "So they made you an Admiral."
Janeway: "Little choice really. As long as I was Captain, Star Fleet couldn't get anyone to write an insurance policy for Voyager's shuttle craft."
KIRK: What makes you doubt the eternal nature of the Vulcan soul?
MORROW: Well, for starters...the Surak's Witnesses who keep ringing my doorbell at 0900 hours every Friday morning.
PICARD: Congratulations, Kathryn...I hear they finally promoted you to get you away from that beaten-up old hulk you'd been riding for so many years.
JANEWAY: Thanks, Jean-Luc.
I'll tell Chakotay you remembered him.
Janeway:"Aray Kree Korush-nai"
Janeway: "You were right. After I made him wear the stilettos, he begged for me to call him 'Kimmie' and-"
Picard: "...what?"
Janeway: "Sorry, wrong number. I was trying to reach the Borg Queen."
Picard: "...what?"
Morrow: "Did you just shit yourself?!"
Kirk: "Um..yes, I must have ate too many of these orange and black sweets
Morrow: "Jim...those are Romulan Laxatives, designed to completely purge the rectum!"
Kirk: "Damn, I should have listened to Nerys Myk about my choice in nightclub"
Picard: "Ahh, Admiral Janeway, I see you've had a facelift"
Janeway: "Captain Picard... I see you've had a Boob Job"
Janeway: Oh, hi Jean-Luc - I was just hanging with the other admirals in the admiral's lounge last night and we started talking about how these admiral's uniforms are really comfy - not like those rough old captain's uniforms, still - do my pips look big in this? Anyway we decided we admirals should stay in touch with our subordinates - oops sorry - got to go - another admiral's conference - bye Captain.
Picard: Bitch
Morrow: Calm down Jim, it's really not that big a deal.
Kirk: I just don't get it. He asked me and I didn't know what to say.
What WAS Bones wearing?
Morrow: Hey it's not that bad. Look on the bright side.
At least he wasn't dressed like Neelix
Kirk: Nee-who??
Janeway: ...And then I put Harry Kim in an airlock and started slowly depleting the oxygen.
*snickers*
Oh I can remember his screams of terror like it was yesterday.
Good times. Now, what was it you wanted to ask me Captain?
Picard: WHY THE HECK ARE YOU AN ADMIRAL????!!!
Kirk: Admiral, have you ever had that "unfresh" feeling?
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