"...and then some bald guy blew up Vulcan. I have to say Bones, it was a strange dream."
"Tell me the bit again about you getting beaten up in bar fights"
"Piss off"
Movie Caption Contest #189: Gifts
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"...and then some bald guy blew up Vulcan. I have to say Bones, it was a strange dream."
"Tell me the bit again about you getting beaten up in bar fights"
"Piss off"
Bones: "I am a doctor, Not a Interior Decorator, but this setup stinks Jim."
Kirk: "It almost as bad at that suit"
"if you buy the data plan, you can access Fleetbook and update your status, you should see those Dr. Selar pictures from Risa."
"According to these readings, a new energy being has entered the planet's rings."
"We call them angels. They shined bright when they were amongst the living. They walk with the Gods now."
"RIP Sarah Jane..."
Kirk: "All this crap? Yeah, I picked it up on all the DLC missions."
McCoy: "So, that explains why the Enterprise got even more beat up after Wrath of Khan."
"I find it amazing that I managed to find an apartment on the waterfront in San Francisco, despite the fact I'm usually gone for years at a time."
"Oh come on Jim, you know these movies. San Francisco covers the entire planet these days."
Picard: "...and you can see here in the schematics that it will have a number of nifty gadgets built in."
Hasselhoff: "Does the car have to talk, though? That might get annoying..."
Kirk: "Bones, I know we're close friends and I know you're here a lot but..."
McCoy: "Well, spit it out, Jim!"
Kirk: "I'm not really comfortable with the gyno chair in my living room. Could you take it back home when you leave?"
Picard: "Sadly, due to the holiday weekend, the contest will not end until Monday, so that means we're stuck with staring at that hideous track suit McCoy is wearing."
Anij: We shouldn't be so selfish. McCoy is the poor dude who has to be wearing it.
Picard: "As you can see here she has 24 decks and is almost 700 metres long."
Anij: "I count 26 decks"
Picard: "You want your worthless ass saved or not?"
Picard: "As you can see here she has 24 decks and is almost 700 metres long."
Anij: "I count 26 decks"
Picard: "You want your worthless ass saved or not?"
Anij: Actually, it could be 29, with a long chasm that goes an extra hundred meters or so.
Picard: SHUT UP!
McCoy: "Catch on what? Fire? That would be okay."
McCoy: "What an ugly shelf."
Kirk: "It'll catch on, trust me."
PICARD: "And...as you can clearly see...Starfleet's iPad technology has CLEARLY surpassed that of the Ba'Ku and the Son'a."
KIRK: You sure this is a 2283?
McCOY: Sure I'm sure. That's what the label on the bottle said.
KIRK: Tastes more like a 69.
MCCOY: Nice pad, Jim.
Looks like Bob Guccione and Pablo Picasso had a baby then peed on it.
Kirk: "Never take da bitches back to ya own crib."
MCCOY: And the women you take here actually put out?
Picard: "... and so this is what I think we should do."
Guy: "That shows a three way."
Picard: "Yes."
Anij: "This is Andorian midget porn."
Picard: "Just stay with me here."
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