Movie Caption Contest #178: Office Space...The Final Frontier

[LeadHead]

Kruge: Feed Him!

Gunner: But my lord, that's the last of our food!

Kruge: Fine, we'll swing by a Supermarket on our way to Federation Space, but you'd better find me some coupons!

Shinzon: I will use the Theleron Radiation Weapon to destroy Earth!

Picard: Yeah, already figured that out. Are you sure they cloned my brain properly?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Maltz: "The Federation Commander wishes to parley."
Kruge: "Parley. Fine, put him on screen, and fetch my 3D glasses."
Gunner: "Sir, we can't find them."
Kruge: shoots gunner: "HaDibaH"

Shinzon: "I wish to settle our differences peacefully. As rational beings, we needn't resort to violence."
Picard: "I agree. We only need to put our heads together..."
Riker: "... and you'd look like a butt..."
Worf: "With one, really veiny, gross buttcheek."
Shinzon: "Fuck it Picard, you die!"

 

[cooleddie74]

MALTZ: Sir, the Federation commander wishes a truce to confer.

KRUGE: Put him on the screen.

NO. Wait a moment. I need to go use the restroom first. Sitting on this damned chair is so much like perching on a toilet that my body's confused!!

SHINZON: I'm afraid you will not live long enough to witness the victory of the echo...over the voice!

PICARD: Whatever.

Talk to the hand.

Don't let my ready room doors smack your ass on the way out.

 

[NX-01]

Shinzon - As you see Captian the Romulan Empire has found the cure to male pattern baldness, I see the Federation has not.
Picard - No Fair!! I want a afro!!!

Data had finally mastered the art of a practical joke.

 

[Bob Karo]

Picard: The kid looks nothing like me! Well, this trip was a bust. Number One, resume course for Betazed and have LaForge prepare the ship for Warp 9. This boondogle of Janeway's wasted a lot of time.

Shinzon: What!?! Wait, Picard...

Picard: Worf, get this whiney little poser off my ship.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Why are you here?

Shinzon: To accept your surrender.

Picard: Fine, we surrender. Now drop your cloak and lower your shields.

Shinzon: Right away!

Shinzon runs off.

Picard: Picard to Riker, he IS just as dumb as I was at that age. Fire at will!

 

[Rat Boy]

Maltz: "Sir, your lawyer is on the line. Valkris has slapped you with a paternity suit."

Kruge: "Thrusters!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[Gepard]

Shinzon: "I would kill you if I could move."

*sounds of squeaking leather as he shuffles towards Picard*

 

[LeadHead]

Lloyd: I'm on Fringe this week! I wanted ratings!

Gunner: A lucky Timeslot change Sir...

 

[alte]

 

[alte]

 

[Rat Boy]

Maltz: "My lord, TMZ just posted pics of Valkris coming out of The Stinking Gorn with General Chang."

Kruge: "Thrusters!"

Hardy: "Seriously, Leo does in fact strut like that all the time. Getting kind of damn annoying."

 

[LeadHead]

Maltz: My lord, the Genesis information is the version with Kirk, not Carol Marcus.

Kruge: Thrusters.

 

[Expo67]

I'm surprised that no one has done a spoof of Christopher Lloyd's other genre role(i.e. Major Bartholomew "Butch" Cavendish from The Legend Of The Lone Ranger).

 

[cooleddie74]

SHINZON: Answer me THIS, Jean-Luc...

if you CAN...


What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen Regulan swallow?

 

[cooleddie74]

KRUGE: What the hell is a gigawatt?!

 

[alte]

Shinzon: "You mess with me, Picard...you mess with my sister."

Picard: "Keep that thing away from me..."

 

[alte]

Picard: "Yes...I want a cookie."

 

[cooleddie74]

SHINZON: Yes, Jean-Luc.

I know they're called spider veins.

And I KNOW they're bloody unattractive.


But on the current Praetor's health care plan I can't afford phaser treatments!