Movie Caption Contest #174: Holiday Free-For-All

[LeadHead]

BEEP!

Marla McGivers: (on answering machine) Hi Khan, it's Marla. I did a lot of thinking last night and I think it's just time that we accept that we're not right for each other. I'm going to stay at the cabin near the Ceti Eels. Lets talk soon.

BEEP!

Khan: What could be worse than this?

BEEP!

Marla: (on answering machine) Oh, by the way Joachim isn't your son.

BEEP!

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: If you were any other man, I would Kiss you where you stand! Wait... that may have come out wrong...

 

[Nerys Myk]

Technician 1: Good God! What happened to the Enterprise?!

Technician 2: Come on, do you really think 1960s TV SFX is going to look good on a movie screen?

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: Security to hangar deck. Phasers on "kill".

SPOCK: Jim, I know you miss the old ship, but this solution is not logical.

 

[Rat Boy]

Solo: "The caption contest won't be updated until tomorrow?"

Grignak: "Pass time with coffee?"

Solo: "What's in it?"

Grignak: "Fish eggs."

*spit take, Grignak explodes*

Solo: "Sorry about the mess. Again."