Movie Caption Contest #168: Why?

[Rat Boy]

Boobs are certainly firming up, but it's time for another caption contest. Let's take the plunge with...

I'm sensing another theme here...

TROI: They have remarkable mental discipline!

PICARD: And bigger breasts than you as well.

This time the meatbags have gone too far!

Data: Oh, so you guys don't want Data near your rickety pier, huh? Fine, I'll go build my own rickety pier... with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the rickety pier and the blackjack!

Sometimes this movie just screams TMI...

Crusher: "..and have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?"

Troi: "Yes."

Crusher: "And thats not the half of it. My ass hasn't been this tight since before Wesley was born."

Troi:

Congratulations to the winners. While I have your undivided attention, I'd like to take a moment to announce something...

And it only took over a year to get it done, too. Anyway, on to this week's contest. First, we have proof that Data is the cheapest gift giver in the whole damn quadrant. Second, we have reason to have our thumb hovering over the fast forward button. And finally, we have the worst car chase in cinema history. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Onlooker: "Get the Led out!"

Data: "Curious, my unit is composed of cortenide and duranium. But, as you wish..."

*Data drops his pants*

Troi: "Coming to bed?"

Riker: "Look, I appreciate fine furniture, but it's not a fetish."

Data: "Perhaps, sir, you should consider wearing glasses when driving."

Picard: "I only ran over a dozen of them!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: KILLER!!!

C-C-C-Cop KILLER!!!

TROI: Come to bed, Will.

EBay will still be there in the morning, you know.

PICARD: Bloody hell.

I think I left the warping break on.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: I will be taking your requests for the next 6.914 seconds!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Troi: "You have cybersex with Sonya Gomez? Oh my God, so do I! Let's double-team her!"

 

[LeadHead]

Data: War, huh. Good God Y'all!

Riker: Wow. The thrill is already gone?

Data: Captain-

Picard: No.

Data: Sir-

Picard: No! I'm not asking for directions!

 

[JarodRussell]

Data: Left! Left! Tunnel! Tunnel! Exit! Exit! Left!
Picard: Where the hell do you think I'm going?

 

[Smellincoffee]

Data: And now, may I present for your listening pleasure -- my version of the classic Earth joke, "The Aristocrats".

Troi: Farmville again, Will?
Riker: It's my life, dammit. I'm not going to get to do this when we're on Titan.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Picard: Dim the lights.
Data: Dimming the lights.
Picard: Go to infrared.
Data: Going to infrared.
Picard: Pray to God.
Data: Praying to God.

 

[Captain Crow]

Thank ya much for the win.

Data: Two Jews walk into a bar...

Data: My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, Hun.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

DATA:"....To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."

 

[Finn]

Troi: Come on. I got a holonovel you might like

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: We've had a request. This goes out to Wes, from the Enterprise crew....

The band starts playing the Ramones "Beat on the Brat"

RIKER: Lots of boob jokes about you on TrekBBS last week.

PICARD: I cant believe there's not a single parking space in this entire garage!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Riker: Geez, I didn't realize marriage meant no more masturbating to midget porn.
Troi: Oh, fine — just don't get it on the terminal again.

 

[Rat Boy]

Troi: "Will, the season's been over for a week. Aren't you going to shave?"

Riker: "Never! FEAR THE BEARD!"

 

[Alrik]

Hey, thanks for the Win RB!

DATA: "two, three, four....HAMMER TIME, Can't touch this..."

RIKER: "Is it just me, or do your boobs look bigger than they did a couple of years ago?"

TROI: 'cough'

DATA: "Are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet?"

PICARD: "Maybe I should have left you behind after all."

 

[Candlelight]

Data: "Don't like the material? Fine, I might just go kill myself, how would ya like that??"

Troi: "Come to bed Will, I've got a surprise for you."
Riker: "Not after all these years you haven't."

"Road rage sir?"
"You don't spend twenty minutes in the right lane with your blinker on before turning, Data."

 

[Captain Crow]

Data: ...I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine. 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

 

[LeadHead]

Data: So then Counselor Troi insisted on a wedding on Betazed, at which point Commander Riker contacted Shinzon and began to arrange a takeover of the Romulan Government so that he wouldn't have to-

Riker: Shut up Data!

 

[cooleddie74]

Thanks for the win, man! I appreciate the nod!

DATA: It has been a lonnnnnnng road...

Getting from there to here...

It has been a lonnnnnng time...

But my time is finally here...

DEANNA: I've reconsidered.

I want a divorce.

WILL: That makes two of us.

PICARD: Damn mall store map...

THE ARROW SAID THE ORANGE JULIUS WAS RIGHT HERE!!!