Movie Caption Contest #164: Bigwigs

[Aragorn]

Unfortunately for Sarek, he discovered for himself that Simon was nicknamed "old fart" for more than one reason.

 

[Captain Mike]

AZETBUR: And You've restored my father's faith....
KIRK: And you've restored,..eerr ...uuhhh,...MELONS!...Nice BIG bazoongas!!!! Forgive me I've got MAD COW!!

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "Those are tits? Really? Wow, the cultural gap between our peoples is immense!"

 

[Mistral]

The Federation Council was looking for someone to blame-and Sarek had just remembered how much he looked like Satan.

 

[Mistral]

C-in-C: "Kirk, you're accused of killing the Klingon Chancellor. Sitting in judgment is your best friend, Mr. Spock, Adm. Cartwright-who hates Klingons, by the way, myself and Adm. Smith over here on my right-and he's been drinking since 10am. I don't think you have much to worry about."

 

[cooleddie74]

C-in-C: Anyone seen my Music Factory? They were suppsed to arrive with me...

SAREK: ANOTHER marathon of Desperate Housewives, Mister President?

(*Sighs*)

This is the LAST time I respond to one of your social invitations.

AZETBUR:Like what you see, Earther?

KIRK: Meh.

You could use a tit job...but you're okay.

 

[cooleddie74]

C-in-C: "...and the winner of the Council's grand prize for least-convincing hair goes to James T. Kirk!"

 

[LeadHead]

CinC: Captain Kirk, we've come up with a brilliant plan for running Starfleet. We're decomissioning the Enterprise even though it's only about 5 years old.

Kirk: Okay...

CinC: But the really cool part of our plan is that Miranda, Oberth and Excelsior Class ships are going to be in service for over a century!

Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be "Go to hell Mother^&^#er."

McCoy: You're half human Spock.

Spock: Then just "Go to Hell."

President: What happened to Chancellor Gorkon?

Sarek: The strangest thing, it turns out Klingons are made of Diarrhea medicine...

Spock: Oh yes Captain, I forgot. This is Interstellar Dress Like A Klingon Day.

 

[Captain Mike]

SAREK was wondering if going to that cheap HAIR CLUB for VULCANS was actually working.

 

[LeadHead]

Sarek: The Klingon Chancellor will be on the screen in a few seconds Mister President.

President: Quick! Bald guy sit in front of the rescue plans for Kirk and McCoy!

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Whoever owns the late-model Klingon Warbird--your lights are on."

 

[Isis]

Sarek (to self): "I'm so sick of the President's home movies."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

AZETBUR:You have restored my father's faith."

KIRK:"I have an erection. That's a good sign. I'm ready to go to trial. Lock and load"

Or

Kirk:"Did something happen? Was I in the room when it happened? "

 

[Alrik]

Kelley (thinking): "My god, just look at her, blank faced and unmoving. Hell, I could swear Kim's almost a Mannequin."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CINC: So its decided, the new steak place for lunch?

SPOCKL Ahem...

 

[cooleddie74]

C-in-C: Okay. It's decided then...

We'll order three pizzas. How many want vegan toppings?

SPOCK: Here.

 

[BriGuy]

C-in-C: "And you, Captain Kirk, will be the officer to come in on Saturday. That will be great."

 

[cooleddie74]

AZETBUR: What's happening? What's going on here?

KIRK: It's about Kim Cattrall, madame Chancellor...we can't in good conscience allow her to do another SEX & THE CITY movie.

We're taking her into custody. Now.

 

[BriGuy]

C-in-C: Of course we're evil. We're Starfleet admirals. We all just sit in this room and make bone-headed decisions, or get taken over by parasites or some strange shit like that. Haven't you figured that out by now?

 

[cooleddie74]

C-in-C: ...and that's when my wife got out of bed. sprayed me with Lysol and told me never to return.