Movie Caption Contest #160: He's not dead as long as we make a sequel

[Rat Boy]

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Looks like Imageshack had one of its trademark hiccups. I'll repost it:

McCoy: "Uh, Jim, don't you think the family would want the body?"

Kirk: "The family? Pfffffft! Spock was my BFF; that totally trumps family."

 

[LeadHead]

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Thanks Rat Boy

Kirk: Thank you all for coming over to this torpedo bay instead of the one on the Port Side. I apologize for the announcement saying the wrong one. On a side note, we'll be having a cheerup party for those who got 2nd degree burns from going to that torpedo tube, immediately after this proceeding.

 

[Cyke101]

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Carol Marcus didn't feel it was appropriate to play Red Rover so soon after the funeral.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Kirk: "No, Bones, that isn't what they mean by 'getting laid.'"

 

[cooleddie74]

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CHEKOV: Permission to throw up in de turbolift, Admiral?

KIRK: Granted.

 

[cooleddie74]

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CAROL(thinking): Did I leave the Genesis Device on?



Meh.

 

[Mistral]

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Kirk's voice over speaker: "Apparently, you people on the left didn't get the memo. I can see the Engineering crew took the time to read their e-mail, at least. Your tough luck, people."

Computer: "Warning, this compartment will be evacuated in one minute...All internal hatches have been sealed."

 

[Mistral]

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Kirk: "My God, what's wrong Chekov?"

Chekov: "It vas Meester Spock, sahr. He forgot his pants again..."

 

[LeadHead]

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McCoy: I was right.

Kirk: Stop rubbing it in Bones.

McCoy: It turns out having extremely overqualified, experienced officers participate in these Cadet Training Simulations does NOT make improve the Pass/Fail ratio!

 

[cooleddie74]

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You know what they say about big round belt buckles, Jim...

(*blows kiss*)

 

[BriGuy]

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McCoy: Spock! You pointed-eared devil. It's great to see you again. Come on down here and give us a spoon.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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DAVID: Is this the line for Star Trek III?

 

[Mistral]

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David: "I know she's my Mom, but, damn, she's hot!

 

[cooleddie74]

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David picked the wrong time to stand behind his mother.

The previous evening had been Fajita and Soft Taco Night on Regula One.

 

[cooleddie74]

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KIRK: "About damn time you got here, Pavel.

What the hell took so long?!"

CHEKOV: "It's been years since I vas on de Enterprise, Admiral...and I couldn't find de nearest men's room."

 

[Mistral]

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KIRK: "About damn time you got here, Pavel.

What the hell took so long?!"

CHEKOV: "It's been years since I vas on de Enterprise, Admiral...and I couldn't find de nearest men's room."

Kirk: "How tough could it be, Pavel? There's only one."

 

[LeadHead]

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David: I hate funerals. They're so depressing.

Carol: Just give it a couple of decades and this scene will be parodied on Family Guy.

Brian Griffin: And I'll do a great job on the bagpipes!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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McCoy: "I'm fine, Jim. I've just seen the light, that's all. About halfway through my second pitcher of mint juleps, it finally dawned on me how utterly stupid it is to go around constantly fighting gravity."

Carol: "Why? I'll tell you why. Because it's easy to get excited about developing interstellar, fast-than-light transports and state-of-the-art spaceports and such, but apparently nobody gives a rat's ass about improving baggage claim operations!"

 

[Rat Boy]

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Announcer: "In this week's episode, the Dynamic Duo take on...the giant spacemen!"

 

[Isis]

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McCoy: "Nothing comes between me and my Calvins."

Kirk (OS): "Then nothing should come between you and the brig."

Although the shipment of deodorant never arrived, everyone tried their best to carry on like it was 'business as usual.'