Movie Caption Contest #159: The Caption Contest Is Just Beginning...

[Santa Kang]

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MCCOY: Looks like this will take awhile. Want me to go out for coffee and donuts?

 

[Trekker4747]

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Kelly: How much of Takei's check did you manage to get a piece of this time?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Kirk: Yeah...that's the stuff.
Spock: I still find this circle jerk concept to be highly illogical.
McCoy: Shut up, Spock, and lend this ol' country doctor a hand.

 

[Timelord79 (he/him)]

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Spock: Captain? ...Jim?
Decker: Never mind, Spock. It was only a matter of time until your very very dry, er... but of course highly interesting science report would put him to sleep.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

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Illia and her fingernails of death.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Ilia wasn't the only one who thought...

Spoiler: Mass Effect 2: Lair of the Shadow Broker

...the Shadow Broker's ship looked like V'Ger.

*Hopefully Leadhead and other ME2 fans have gotten that far*

 

[LeadHead]

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^Haven't yet, thanks for including spoiler tag, I don't get to play it till the weekend.

 

[Maurice]

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NIMOY: When I said you took a piss on the script, Bill, I meant it metaphorically.

 

[Rat Boy]

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^Haven't yet, thanks for including spoiler tag, I don't get to play it till the weekend.

You'll like it. Feels like a film-noir homage.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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Vulcan Woman: And I deem thee, Freddie Mercury, to be the King of Rock.
Spock/Mercury: Awesome. Now give me five up-top.

WINNER!!!!

 

[Finngle Bells]

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Kirk:Simon says we will go in with sheilds up?

Spock: Shields up, Admiral

Kirk: AHA! Wrong Camden!

 

[Trekker4747]

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In the Spock Kolinahr pic are those supposed to be Remans in the background? What's with the ears on those dudes?!

 

[SantaEddie74]

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HIGH PRIESTESS: Shrinky-Dinks.

The logical evolution of baked artwork...passed down from our ancestors on these sands.

These new wrist communicators SUCK, Jim.

If we survive this mission, I wanna find out the genius in R&D who designed these things and punch him in the taint.

Deltan Cinna-Burst Gum.

The flavor never leaves you.

EVER.

DECKER: We done here?

KIRK:Guess so.

SPOCK: Agreed.

McCOY: Did I miss something just now?

 

[SantaEddie74]

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HIGH PRIESTESS: And the award for stupidest haircut on a Kolinahr inductee goes to...

 

[milo bloom]

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Kirk (off camera): "Never seen a caption contest before, Lieutenant?"

Ilia: "This Bashir person....a full quart? Perhaps I was a little hasty with my vows."

 

[Isis]

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Woman: "And I have a bid of three thousand credits. Do I hear four thousand?"

Ilia: "And my final and greatest wish is for the captain to tell me where he gets his toupees."