Movie Caption Contest #156: Let's Do The Time Warp Again

[Capt_Pickirk]

Spock: What does exact change mean?

Kirk: Shiiit! I dunno ma brutha! I is from the future!!

Bob: What do you mean I'm a crappy actor?? Look! I have a mime cigarette in my hand!

Riker: Make that two. Her shots on me.
Troi: Her shots on her.
Troi: Thanks but no thanks.
Riker: Don't you at least wanna know my name before you completely reject me?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Kirk: "And this is how a hand-job is done."

Bob: "And this is how a hand-job is done."

Riker: "And this is how a hand-job is done."

 

[Rat Boy]

I...can't believe I didn't notice that. And I'm supposed to be the one with his mind in the gutter!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

^ Don't feel bad. I probably have about 25+ years on you of honing my dirty mind.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: We are close to Chinatown, Admiral. Would you care to try your "mechanical rice picker" bit again?

 

[Boxyno1]

Spock: Admiral, why do we not just rent a car? Remember you used to drive cars when you were a child

Kirk: Huh? When did I ever do that? Spock, are you sure this restoring of your memory is going well?

Spock: I am confident it is going well, are you sure you don't remember driving when you were a... oh wait, that's on another time line, forgive me captain, I got confused.

Kirk: Another timeline? Spock what are you talking about? And I'm an admiral not a captain!

Spock: Sorry admiral, this time travel process has messed with my mind, I apparently am seeing both my own future, and a past of mine which is part of another timeline... whilst being here in Earth's past of my timeline...

Kirk: Spock... you're relieved of duty.

Spock: Is it time for a colourful metaphor?

 

[Nerys Myk]

DEVENNY: Man, that George is hung like a ....

HICKS (thinking): Please let him be talking about the whale. Please let him be talking about the whale...

 

[Trekker4747]

Kirk: What?! That freaky little girl in victorian clothing was giving me a weird look!

Spock: Yes but, Captain, did you have to punch her and then take her doll?

 

[Smellincoffee]

Bob: "So, your latest heartthrob claims he's a spaceship captain from the future sent here to take George and Gracie time-travelling, eh? Jesus Christ, Gillian, where do you keep finding these guys?"

Gillian: I know, I know. Maybe my mother was right and I should just marry a reverend.

Gillian: Come to think of it, I wonder if Jim knows anyone. I've always thought I might marry a Will. Maybe a deck officer...

Spock: Admiral, you are an excellent starship commander -- but as a bus driver, you leave much to be desired.
Kirk: One little mistake!
Spock: Three cars, one building facade, and one group of tourists.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: Admiral, you are an excellent starship commander -- but as a bus driver, you leave much to be desired.
Kirk: One little mistake!
Spock: Three cars, one building facade, and one group of tourists.

Kirk: "At least I didn't hit any bicyclists. You know how they are around here about that."

 

[Trekker4747]

Gillian: No, really, why am I the love interest in this movie?

 

[BriGuy]

Maintenance guy in the background: Damn that woman's got some fine nips... only thing that would make 'em better is a nice hose-down...

 

[BriGuy]

Spock: Admiral, why would the bus driver tell us where we could obtain a marriage license?

 

[Trekker4747]

Spock: Seriously, captain, what the fuck are you wearing? Is that a fashion style in any century?!

Bob: You know one thing I know for sure? This scene is way too boring for it to ever inspire any caption.

Riker: Did our replicator throw-up when it made that outfit for you?

 

[BriGuy]

Kirk: Damn it, Spock. I asked you not to take the robe from the hotel. They do have my credit card number, you know.

 

[Trekker4747]

Kirk: What did she mean by "Fan me."

 

[LeadHead]

Bob: So....... what kind of dolphins are they again?

Gillian: They're humpback whales Asshole.

Riker: We are running out of time, now if we tell him the truth do you think he'll be able to handle it?

Troi: He's starting to sober up, so not a chance.

Troi: Thank god I'm not piloting the Enterprise in this movie.

Riker: Seconded.

Troi: Go away, Worf and I are going to have a romantic dinner.

Riker: You know he's dating Jadzia now, right?

Troi: He was right.... Scotch is Neat....

Riker: Uhhhh.... that's not what he meant...

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the co-win.

Spock: "Admiral, is that not the universal gesture for 'spew on you'?"

Kirk: "I figured it was a better come back than, 'well double dumb ass on you'."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Gillian: Oh come on, Bob!
Bob: That's actually "Come on, Eileen."

 

[Alrik]

Bob: "Look Gillian, all I'm trying to say is, the whole bra burning, let 'em be free thing ended in the '70's and to be honest, your's are looking like they could use a little support."

Gillian: "Gee, thanks Bob. You make me feel like I want to just up and dissapear."

Riker: "I don't get it, according the song, tequila's supposed to make your close fall off....I'm just sayin'."