Movie Caption Contest #15: Holiday Bodily Functions

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: So, I guess I should have mentioned you were her great-grandfather before you french kissed?

 

[Gertch]

"Who wasn't watching the turkey!?!?!"
"Oooh, I'm sensing passions of the beast."

"Guess we'll have to have replicated turkey dinner again."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Riker: "What's wrong with you guys? Vash would have swallowed."

Kirk: "Why's it always me flushing Carl's stash when the Admirals turn up to inspect?"

 

[Outpost4]

You know you're having a bad night when you go out bar hopping with Sulu and you end up the odd man out.

 

[Outpost4]

Riker: ...and, you see, you wouldn't expect to find oysters in the Rocky Mountains.

 

[Nebusj]

Wait a minute ... why do you have my Aunt Margaret in the brig?

Tragically for the filming schedule, it turns out Cochrane and Troi are allergic to the director.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk contemplates court martial for the head of Janitorial Services.

 

[Opus]

Question: What kind of bowel movement does Captain Kirk have?

Answer: A Shat!

 

[Opus]

Riker: "...A Shat! A SHAT! Get it? C'mon, guys, it wasn't that bad a joke..."

 

[Outpost4]

Taking a time out had become an adult punishment, too, by the 23rd century.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I don't know what the hell that was, Spock, but that sure wasn't cranberry sauce."

Frakes' use of motor oil in Cromwell and Sirtis' shot glasses had the desired effect.

 

[Candlelight]

"Shit".

"Khhhhhhaaaaannnnn!!!!!"

Riker regrets letting a diehard fan write some of the dialogue.

 

[Finn]

Deanna: "I can't believe I forgot you can't cook".

 

[scottydog]

Cromwell: I SAID BAH RAM EWE!

Frakes: And I said WRONG MOVIE.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Day 93 on the Big Brother Starship. It hasn't been a good twenty four hours for James. Following special green friend Marta's eviction, this week's Duet karaoke task was posted. James was planning to sing Lucy In The Sky with Spock, but Spock had already asked Leonard to join him in a rendition of Bilbo Baggins. James has now been in the toilet for 6 hours 23 minutes."

Kirk: "Who would have figured? Bourbon and beans really are an explosive combination."

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "Figures. Leonard's movie gets an environmental award. My movie's script is being used as toilet paper in the Paramount men's room."