WILL: Last known position of the Son'a ships?
GEORDI: We lost them, sir...back there...inside the Great Plot Hole Nebula.
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WILL: Last known position of the Son'a ships?
GEORDI: We lost them, sir...back there...inside the Great Plot Hole Nebula.
BIG RED
Make this...and any moment...last.
Even a little longer. (TM)
Borgas FRAT!!!
Alright, who spilled their Red Bull in the wee circuitry, lads?!
Scotty: I told you, one more on the job accident-
Cleary: It's okay, nobody got hurt this time!
Rand: (over comm) Yeeeeeeaaaaahhh.... about that....
Picard: So I met this girl and she's great I mean, she makes me happy, this whole place is awesome! I love it, I'm soo happy!
La Forge: Excuse me, Spontaneous regeneration of eyes over here!
Riker: How long until we get out of the Briar Patch?
La Forge: 3 hours, I thought we were just going to communications range.
Riker: Screw that, this is MY ship now!
Geordi: "My eyesight is getting a lot better sir"
Picard: "Um, are you sure...?"
Geordi: "Hell yes, at least I haven't pushed you off a cliff yet like I did with Crusher"
Scotty: "We're gunna do 'er lads. We've gone all refit without a' accident. I can taste the bonus allready."
*BOOM*
"DAMN IT! Where's me scotch?"
Riker: "Enough of this. I'm putting her on manual. Prep the joystick."
La Forge: "Aye sir, prepping the joyst......SAY WHAT?"
Scotty: Way to go cleary, you just blew the impulse deck, the phaser, the dampers, navigation, and ejected the antimatter bottles. Now we'll never get out of spacedock in time to save the earth.
Cleary: i didn't ...
Scotty: Crew, say thank you to Mr. Cleary for dooming the human race and the whole Federation.
Crew: Thanks Cleary!
CLEARY: The whole engine room's shot to hell!!!!
SCOTT: Scrap it, I dinna like an engine room where you're in danger or bumping your head anyway.
Computer: Engineering to All Decks. Auxilliary Power Test in 3 minutes, unless Cleary breaks something else...aw &^$#!
Scotty: You're fired Cleary. You lasted about 2 weeks, that's good. But I'm gonna bring in some help from the bullpen.
Decker: Who do you have in mind Scotty?
Scotty: My Nephew, Peter. Good kid, he'll be ready in a few years and I know he'll make it through more than one mission.
[The pannel Cleary is messing with blows up.]
Computer: Antimatter containment system malfunction.
Cleary: Oh, poopie!
Computer: Antimatter containment system will shut down in ten seconds. Thank you and have a nice day.
Guy in Radiation suit looking at Cleary: Smooth move, Ex-Lax.
[Ship blows up]
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Scotty: What happened?
Cleary: Everything's under control!
Computer: Self Destruct Sequence Engaged.
Cleary: Everything's under control, all we need is the Captain to turn off self destruct.
Scotty: The Captain is at a conference, won't be back for a week.
Cleary: Admiral Kirk?
Scotty: He's on Risa, we may never see him again.
Cleary: Okay, only one option left. Can you change the laws of physics?
Scotty: Abandon ship!
Picard: Full eyesight you say.
Geordi: And that's not all--have you noticed how your ball sack is getting firmer?
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