Movie Caption Contest #134: Do Come In

[Yeoman Randi]

Picard: "This isn't about productivity-"
Lily: "Liar!"
Picard: "This is about getting the models ready for the convention!"
Lily: "Jean Luc, glue on the damn nacelles!"
Picard: "NOOOOO!!"

Just spewed my morning coffee with this one!!!!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: I already have one little whiney bitch on this ship and her name is Beverly. Thank you for your effort. Now if you don't mind, I have shit to do. Good day.

 

[Rat Boy]

Slash (In the year 2020): "I don't get it. I didn't even do half as many drugs as Axl and I end up looking like this?"

 

[LeadHead]

And now a rare inside look of the Wal-Mart Greeters Break Room...

Lily: You son of a bitch!

Picard: Did it ever occur to you that it might not be a good idea to come in here and swear at a pissed off guy with a huge rifle?

 

[26138]

Talbot: Ah Carl, meet my playa Korrd.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Talbot: "The Enterprise, huh? Still got those no smoking signs, yes? Then you can fuck right back off!"

Talbot: "...no St. John Talbot. Not Hawke, Talbot. You want the Airwolf soundstage... asshole!"

 

[Mistral]

LILY: Spaceship models and weird furniture. Looks like my brother's room back home. All thats missing is the comic books.

Picard: They're in a cabinet behind the fish tank.

 

[Rat Boy]

Lily: "You son of a bitch!"

Picard: "This really isn't the time."

Lily: "You idiots put only bathroom on the ship and it's in Borg country?"

 

[cooleddie74]

TALBOT: You the call girl we ordered six months ago?

If not...get the HELL OUT.

LILY: I don't know JACK about the 24th century, but I can tell you this much!

Your crew out there?

WEIRDEST, freakiest collection of knobjobs I've ever met in my life!

 

[cooleddie74]

TALBOT: Forgive the General and I for the mess in here.

You spend years alone on a dustball like this, you're gonna knock crap over and spill things when you finally go all prison-cell gay on one another.

 

[LeadHead]

The table read for The Final Frontier should have been an omen to warn Shatner about the movies problems.

Lily: Why are you taking such a hard line on this?

Picard: Because the Borg are a Kick-ass enemy and I'm gonna be the universe's Borg buster, and I am not gonna let Voyager screw them up!

Picard: The Line must be drawn here!

Lily: You sure you can't do your Painting somewhere else? I reserved this room for a 2 o clock meeting.

 

[Nerys Myk]

The interviews for a new roomate weren't going as well as Koord and Talbot wanted.

 

[LeadHead]

Lily: That's the same table you had on the Enterprise-D.

Picard: No it isn't. It has lights and and different colors.

Lily: It's the same table.

Picard: Fine, it's the same table.

Lily leaves

Picard: Wait, how the hell did she know that?

 

[Candlelight]

Talbot: "Hello children, and welcome to Playschool. Today we'll be showing you how to roll a fag, but first Koord here will-"
Koord (drunk): "Fuck off"
Talbot: "Ok, guess we're not learning how to take over the empire... again..."

 

[Mikkid82]

Lily: Jean Luc?

Picard: Captain Jean Luc Picard thank you.

Lily: I am your date this evening, want to start with a nice nacelle rub or go straight to firing your torpedoes into my shuttle bay?

 

[Mikkid82]

Isnt my Klingon pal the predator in AvP??

 

[Rat Boy]

Isnt my Klingon pal the predator in AvP??

No, he's the cargo ship from Silent Hunter 5.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TALBOT: When's the video chat supposed to start?

 

[Rat Boy]

Talbot: "Hey, lady, asbestos abatement is hazardous work. I think we're entitled five thirty minute breaks during the day."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KOORD: Oh yeah, the Health Inspectors here.