Movie Caption Contest #134: Do Come In

[Rat Boy]

Don't drive off just yet, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's not wait until Tuesday to honor...

For explaining how one can park a bird of prey of any size in the middle of a public park and not get ticketed, our winner is...

The Enterprise crew picked the best possible day to land their cloaked ship in Golden Gate Park:

The annual meeting of the Haight-Ashbury Republican Party.

For ominous signs of things to come, our winner is...

Harriman: ALL ENGINES FULL REVERSE!

Pierce: We're still in Spacedock Sir.

For blending in, our Photoshop winner is...

SPOCK: I think they dropped me off in the wrong park. Ah well, maybe I can catch Hendrix.

Congrats to the winners. This week, we have David Warner meeting the only fan of Quest of the Delta Knights and we have Lily thinking that it sure would be a shame if something happened to those fancy little ships. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Talbot: "Oh thank God they sent a normal looking woman. All we've had around here is the three-breasted cat lady and the fat one."

Korrd: "Hey, I'm right here!"

Lily: "They're asking for Chinese take-out orders. Your usual?"

Picard: "On second thought, kung pao chicken makes me gassy. I'll just go with the chow mein."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Guy in foreground: "What, you wanna talk to Korrd directly? Nah, that won't be happening, friend. You talk to me, got it? Good. Now Korrd is very busy, and he don't take kindly to folks who waste his time, you hear? So this better be important, or they'll be trouble. Korrd is one bad, bad man, and---"

Client (offscreen): "He's drinking chocolate Nesquik milkshake again. And slurping it"

Guy in foreground: "God damn it Korrd! Intimidating, damn you! Intimidating! Badass! Dangerous! We've been over this!"

Korrd (sulkily): "What? I get cravings!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"And so how exactly did Ambassador Korrd end up with a coffee cup stuck onto his nose? Will this have an impact on the Klingon stance as regards the Neutral Zone expansion issue? Is this the sort of conduct we expect from our diplomats during these tense times? Is there any truth to the rumours that the superglue involved originated with the Romulan ambassador, who, after all, was the one to make the coffee?"

Korrd: *radiates shame*

 

[Nerys Myk]

St. JOHN: I smoke and he drinks, so your vice better be a nasty one.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Talbot: "It's Miller Time!"
Korrd: "Burrrrrp!"

Woodard: "I swear, if McFadden tells me one more time that this ought to be her scene, I'm gonna kick her ass 'til her nose bleeds!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I gotta lay off Red Matter.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "Yes, the chairs are uncomfortable and poorly designed, why do you ask?"

Lily: "Hundreds of years and still no progress..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

LILY: Spaceship models and weird furniture. Looks like my brother's room back home. All thats missing is the comic books.

 

[Rat Boy]

Rabid Fan: "Please, just say it once."

David Warner: *sigh* "End of line."

Charles Cooper: "Ha! You did do it! Cynthia and Larry owe me fifty bucks a head!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Shatner: "So, in this scene, you'll be looking at the rock monster, which is getting a bj from the romulan chick."

Lily: "Do your homework!"

 

[Maurice]

TALBOT: Why do you want to know what I'd look like with an Abe Lincoln beard, Korrd?

LILY: They call me MISSUS TIBBS!

 

[LeadHead]

Talbot: Welcome to Paradise City my dear, I'm St, John Talbot, the Federation Envoy to Nimbus III.

Kaithlin: Why are you St. John?

Talbot: I'm a holy pain in the ass.

Lily: You son of a bitch.

Picard: I'm really too busy for divorce negotiations right now.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Talbot: But we didn't order any pizza.

*Cue porno music.

Lily: Pizza delivery.
Picard: But you aren't holding any...oh..

*Cue porno music

 

[Candlelight]

Talbot: "Valeris? Er... HE's Gorkon!"

Picard: "This isn't about productivity-"
Lily: "Liar!"
Picard: "This is about getting the models ready for the convention!"
Lily: "Jean Luc, glue on the damn nacelles!"
Picard: "NOOOOO!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

 

[Rat Boy]

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

Lily: "Okay, the Guns 'N Roses references are getting out of hand!"

Picard: "It's not Nerys Myk's fault that you've been waiting for 'Chinese Democracy' since you were in high school and have been pissed at Axl Rose ever since."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Its Nimbus III's national anthem.

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the Win!

Talbot: This is my charming companion from the Klingon Council Korrd, who apparently in disgrace is also the Leader of The Empire.

Lily: I don't know Jack about the 24th Century-

Picard: I thought they stopped saying "Jack" around 1998.

Lily: Don't Change the Subject!

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Contrary to what you might think, my dear, we have not evolved past the need to knock!"