Movie Caption Contest #133: This Has Disaster Written All Over It

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: The woman can come in. But leave the robodog outside.

I just cleaned for metal pellets and don't feel like calling the cleaners all over again.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Pierce: "You know, it's nice to see that, even though she's the daughter of a very influential Starfleet officer, she's still starting at the bottom and working her way up like the rest of us..."
Harriman: "She just graduated from high-school last week!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: Where's the parking break on this thing?

 

[LeadHead]

Harriman: Think she's after my job?

Pierce: According to a lot of Novels, hell yeah.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: You might want to let it air out first. Plomeek burrito

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Harriman: At science--is that the chick who played Vasquez in Aliens?
Pierce: Believe so, sir.
Harriman: Man, she fuckin' rocked that movie. I'm so gettin' her autograph.

 

[Isis]

From the Calvin Klein Country Space Cadet collection...

 

[Isis]

Harriman: "We'll need to keep our voices down. Her father is really James T. Kirk."
Pierce (to himself): "Damn, we're half siblings. Well, at least with this one I found out before the date."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: Curious.

That blade of grass was not there when we landed.

 

[cooleddie74]

HARRIMAN: So be honest, Lieutenant...you can tell me.


Ensign Sulu...do I have a shot at nailing her?

 

[shivkala]

Gillian: So we're just going to leave him here?

Kirk: Normally, no, but he did say that Sammy Hagar is already a better lead singer for Van Halen than David Lee Roth ever was.

Gillian: Son of a bitch! I'm running that asshole down!

Gillian: You're saying that you have a starship there and he's going back to it?

Kirk: Exactly.

Gillian: So you're all astronauts on some sort of...

Kirk [To himself]: Don't say, it don't say it...

Gillian: ... star trek?

Kirk [To himself]: Damn it!

Harriman: Damn it, brand new ship and it already smells like updog.

Sulu: What's that?

Harriman: Nothing, just, never mind, never mind... [turns to Pierce] Damn it, new ship and it already smells like updog.

Pierce: What's updog?

Harriman: Gotcha! Hahaha, oh god... crap. Nothin', how you doing?

Pierce: With all due respect, creeped out, sir, very creeped out.

 

[cooleddie74]

The Enterprise crew picked the best possible day to land their cloaked ship in Golden Gate Park:

The annual meeting of the Haight-Ashbury Republican Party.

HARRIMAN: You thinking what I'm thinking, Lieutenant?

(*Long, uncomfortable pause*)

HELMSMAN: Probably not, sir.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Harriman: "So, did you ever manage to get a peek at the ears?"
Pierce: "Yep. Round, I'm afraid. She's still cute, though."
Demora: "The hell...?"

 

[cooleddie74]

HARRIMAN: Trim those damn sideburns, Hippie!!

 

[cooleddie74]

GILLIAN: Weird friend you've got there.

KIRK: Yeah. But at least he cleans up after himself and doesn't dry hump my leg ALL the time.

 

[Maurice]

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