Movie Caption Contest #133: This Has Disaster Written All Over It

[Mistral]

"Boy, you must have really pissed off someone in the prop department!"

"Why do you say that?"

"They gave you a foil-wrapped coffee nip to wear as a medal."

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: I must have done too much LSD.

Kirk: That's LDS Spock.

 

[cooleddie74]

Helm...is...is that Michael Boatman standing back there?

PLEASE tell me it isn't.

 

[cooleddie74]

RUNNING SPOCK: Whatever you all do...DON'T GO TO THE MEXICAN RESTAURANT!!!!

 

[Candlelight]

OK, I'll have a go...

Gillian: "You mean he's just going to go hang around the bushes and play with that model spaceship while we eat?!

Kirk: "Er... model... yeah..."

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: Behold our alien spacecraft...of the future!
SPOCK: It's only a model.
KIRK: Shhhhhh!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: That reminds me, I should invite mom and dad over for Thanksgiving.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "Hey, Jim, look! It's just like our old shuttlecraft; it looks smaller on the outside than it does on the inside!"

 

[Isis]

Kirk (to Gillian): "What a relief we finally found him. See? I was right to throw the rest of that Ambien down the toilet."

 

[Nerys Myk]

GILLIAN: What kind of crops did you guys say you grew?

KIRK: We didn't.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Mr. Scott has removed it from its original packaging. No doubt the value has decreased exponentially.

 

[BriGuy]

Harriman: How many times have I told you NOT to play Galaxies of Warcraft at your station?!!??

 

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy was getting pissed about constantly being asked by ILM for input.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Harriman: Shut off that porn, Lieutenant. There are reporters buzzing about. Oh, and my cabin at 1400 hours for...um, captain's mast.

 

[cooleddie74]

NIMOY: DAMN.

I knew it was a lousy idea to hire that Bran Ferren guy for this film.

 

[cooleddie74]

HARRIMAN: Nothing personal, Lieutenant...but...

Could you play Gravitic Minesweeper on your OWN time? This is your duty shift at helm, jackass.

 

[LeadHead]

Harriman: ALL ENGINES FULL REVERSE!

Pierce: We're still in Spacedock Sir.

 

[John Picard]

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Awesome!

Spock: Underneath these robes, it is bigger on the outside.

 

[cooleddie74]

HARRIMAN: Is Commander Chekov aboard yet?

HELM: No, sir. Not yet.

HARRIMAN: Step on it!!!