Harriman: "...then I paid my way through the Academy by doing a little acting in some low-budget flicks..."
Demora: "Oh my God! Now I remember where I've seen you before! You're 'Long Dong Harriman'!"
Movie Caption Contest #133: This Has Disaster Written All Over It
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Harriman: "...then I paid my way through the Academy by doing a little acting in some low-budget flicks..."
Demora: "Oh my God! Now I remember where I've seen you before! You're 'Long Dong Harriman'!"
Spock/Sam: "Al, why haven't I leaped yet?"
Al: "Ah, Ziggy says you're supposed to save the whales."
SPOCK: Stop staring at my ass.
YOU too, Dr. Taylor.
HARRIMAN: When we get back to Earth?
If Starfleet asks?
Captain Kirk went down to Deck 15 to take a leak and we don't know WHAT the hell happened to him.
HELMSMAN: Gotcha.
GILLIAN: I've gotta apologize, Admiral.
We still have the occasional leftover Vietnam protestor hanging around from time to time. Hippies usually.
Want me to run over him?
I'm stuck in an edit suite for 10 hours every day this week. I hardly have time for this post!
Gillian: "The Ka'htra *what* of Mahatma Gandhi is residing in your friend?"
Kirk: "It's...complicated."
Harriman: "But I was going to go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"
Pierce: "You can waste time with... Hold on. You weren't in that movie!"
Harriman: "I think you'll find that I was."
Pierce: "Weren't!"
Harriman: "Was too, unless you want a shift in waste extraction."
Pierce: "May the force be with you, sir."
GILLIAN: You mean he's just going to go hang around the bushes while we eat?!
KIRK: With most Italian restaurants and their prices at this point in history, do you BLAME him?
HARRIMAN: If anyone back at Starfleet asks...Ferris is the one who convinced Captain Kirk to go down to the deflector control room...
I'm not letting him get me in trouble AGAIN...got it?
Harriman (whispering): "I'm really impressed with her. I think she's definitely destined for the fast-track. Which is surprising considering her family history. I hear her old man was stuck in the helm position for twenty-five freakin' years!"
Harriman: I'm Captain Harriman. I'm captain of the USS Enterprise. Sulu here tells me you're lookin' for passage to the Alderaan system?"
Pierce: "Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship."
Harriman: "Fast ship? You've never heard of the Enterprise?"
Pierce: "Should I have?"
Harriman: "It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. I've outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you old man. What's the cargo?"
Pierce: "Um, a parsec is a measure of distance, not speed."
Harriman: "Dude, just work with me here, OK?"
HARRIMAN: You wouldn't happen to know where the key to the captain's bathroom is...would ya?
PLEASE say you do...for the love of everything sacred...and clean...
Demora: "What's that scent? Is that 'Hai Karate' aftershave?"
Pierce: "Yeah. The captain's wearing it. So what?"
Demora: "Well...my dad told me that all captains of the Enterprise wear 'Old Spice.' It's a tradition."
Harriman: "Why the hell doesn't somebody tell me this crap!"
Demora Sulu: "Sir, according to the database, we need a large deposit of iron oxide to kick-start the secondary navigational deflector. We have to throw it into the intermix chamber at once! But where are we to find a large enough concentration?"
^ Ha, took me a while to get that one... 
Urban Safari
"Stay inside the vehicle, ladies and gentlemen. This is a lone male and by the looks of him he's in a bad way. Might make him aggressive".
"And do they prey on the ones we saw earlier?"
"No ma'am, those were Mumbling Bums, everyone gives them a wide berth. This is the Greater Hippy, once thought extinct- they're herbivores, feeding primarily on grass".
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Harriman: "So, are you a natural redhead?"
Pierce: "Yes, sir!"
Harriman: "Can you prove it?"
Pierce: "Well, not to you! But...maybe to Ensign Sulu..."
Demora: "Dream on, matchstick boy!"
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