Movie Caption Contest #133: This Has Disaster Written All Over It

[BriGuy]

Lens flares? They don't get installed until Tuesday.

 

[BriGuy]

Spock: Thank Surak she's not driving a Toyota.

 

[cooleddie74]

HARRIMAN: Alright, tell Starfleet Command we'll do it.

DAMMIT. Tell 'em...we...we'll go...we'll GO...we'll GO...we'll...we'll...dammit, we'll GO!!

 

[cooleddie74]

The most meditative Vulcans. The ones who almost NEVER see it coming.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I'm walking here!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

The most awkward parallel parking EVER attempted.

 

[cooleddie74]

HARRIMAN: Go to maximum warp!!

Admiral Ed Rooney is behind us, is pissed and is gaining FAST!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

GILLAIN: I guess we should alert the media.

 

[mirandafave]

HARRIMAN: Tell me, is my zipper down?
PIERCE: Didn't you say something about it not being installed until Tuesday?
DEMORA: Huh? No need to deflect that! Tiny! Gees, Dad has given such expectations.

 

[mirandafave]

Nimoy: Damn Shatner, piss off already so I sneak over to the Reboot filming Lot.

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I think they dropped me off in the wrong park. Ah well, maybe I can catch Hendrix.

 

[Candlelight]

I'm not even gonna bother with a photoshop entry this week...

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Spock: "Not now Harvey"
Gillian: "Who the hell is Harvey?"
Kirk: "You got me on that one"

Captain Harriman: "What'd I do?."

Lt Pierce: "With all do respect Captain Harriman, Pardon my French, you're wound so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up your ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

Esn. Sulu: "Ferris Bueller's Day Off, 1986 Classic"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Pierce: "If you'll forgive me for saying so, sir, you look friggin' ridiculous in that skant. And I think Ensign Sulu thinks so, too."

 

[Candlelight]

Harriman: "I'm tired of all the Ferris Bueller posts! I've been in more movies and tv shows than that!"
Pierce: "I'm sure the fans are simply holding back all their Spin City jokes for the 'weekend rush', sir"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Pierce: "Sir, there's a bomb on the Starship. It armed when we went to warp. If we drop below Warp 8, it'll explode."
Harriman: "That isn't fair. I only wanted to go to Risa to go sightseeing."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Harriman: I'm much better in the novels.
Pierce: That doesn't count, sir, and you know it. They aren't canon.
Harriman: I was in a fan film.
Pierce: Once again, sir. Not canon.

 

[Mistral]

Nimoy suddenly felt the urge to check the call sheet. He didn't remember signing up for the Deathrace 2000 remake but....

 

[Rat Boy]

I'm not even gonna bother with a photoshop entry this week...

Ah, come on, man. Hippie Spock could be this year's Running Spock.