Movie Caption Contest #133: This Has Disaster Written All Over It
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Gillian: Why are we following him? Doesn't he know he can just tell us the directions from INSIDE the car?
Kirk: It's his way.
Harriman: I blew it by adding the 'Living Legends', line didn't I?
Pierce: Nah. I think it was the Grade School comment.
Harriman: "Look, all I'm saying is don't fold the maps."
Pierce: "I didn't fold the maps."
Harriman: "Yeah, well Kansas is a mess, there's a big crease right through Wichita. ROLL the maps."
(Let's see who gets that one.)
Sulu muttering: "I still think Rabbit is a stupid name for a starship Captain..."
Pierce (whispering): "Yeah, she's cute. She kinda looks like a young France Nuyen."
Harriman (also whispering): "There's ten bucks in it for you if you can get her into that Dohlman outfit."
Pierce: "You are such a pathetic captain."
Harriman: "Wow, rude and ginger, you must be a Time Lord or something."
Harriman: "So... do you think I have a chance with Sulu here...?"
Pierce: "Sir, your hand is resting on the airlock controls for deck 15. Provided she overlooks your inherent stupidity, I'd actually say you just improved your odds, judging by the number of men you just spaced."
Harriman (whispering): "I got a little fresh with her earlier, and she said her dad had taught her how to handle amorous men."
Pierce (also whispering): "Well, knowing who her dad is, that might mean 'hands off,' or it could mean you've hit the jackpot!"
In a beat up pick up, the Karate Kid drive to the "kick ass" part of town and picks up his first Taekwondo Hooker. Once home he and his hooker did some "Wax on", "Wax off"...
Spock: I still do not understand why the Admiral asked Dr. Taylor if she wanted to park the pink Cadillac. Her vehicle is a blue Chevy truck. Most illogical.
Pierce: I'm pregnant.
Harriman: Ah whut?!
Harriman (whispering): "I got a little fresh with her earlier, and she said her dad had taught her how to handle amorous men."
Pierce (also whispering): "No, he said he once told her how he handled enormous men"
Pierce: I wouldn't make any cracks about her dad.
Harriman: Why?
Pierce: I once had a full head of hair. 'Nuff said.
SPOCK: This isn't Golden Gate Park...it's Will Rogers State Park in SoCal.
KIRK: Shhhh! It's just a location we're calling Golden Gate Park.
SPOCK: Illogical.
HARRIMAN: Does the rug match the drapes?
PIERCE: Yessir. And I've got hardwood floors for you to see, too. <wink wink>
DENORA: What is this, HGTV?
Pierce: Sir, I regret to inform you that you're a one-shot Starfleet Captain and, according to tradition, you must either be incompetent or an ass.
Harriman: Can I be both?
Demora: Already are.
SPOCK: This isn't Golden Gate Park...it's Will Rogers State Park in SoCal.
KIRK: Shhhh! It's just a location we're calling Golden Gate Park.
SPOCK: Illogical.
Kirk: "Don't look at me, you're the one directing this thing."
Harriman: "You hit the reverse thrusters like I ordered, right? What do you mean, 'the lightyears aren't coming off'!?!"
Spock wasn't completely sure, but he had an odd feeling someone was following him.
Demora(thinking): "Jesus, sir, you could've wiped!"
FERRIS: Relax Cameron, one quick slingshot around the sun and your Dad will never know it was gone.
Harriman: "Lt Pierce -- there's a problem in Engineering."
Pierce: "Engineering -- what is it?"
Harriman: "It's an area of the ship where the reactor and a lot of noisy machinery are located, but that's not important..."
Gillian: "Let me get this straight -- his name is Captain Jack Sparrow and the two of your are looking for some kind of treasure he hid here a while back?"
Kirk: "Mmmmm, yeah, something like that.
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