Movie Caption Contest #133: This Has Disaster Written All Over It

[Rat Boy]

Last call, because it's time for another caption contest. First up, let's toast...

For introducing us to "Saurian Brandy Goggles," our winner is...

Kirk (thinking): "Three more of these and she's Halle Berry"

For letting Frakes down gently, our winner is...

"I'm sorry, Jonathan, but X-Men requires a director with great vision and style -- like Brett Ratner."

As it happens on occasion around here, we find ourselves awash in a great running gag, so first let's give credit to the one who started it...

Sulu: Admiral, what's going to happen to the Enterprise?

Kirk: She is to be decommissioned.

Chekov: Will we get another ship?

Kirk: Yes, Not for awhile, Scotty's having a brewery put in near Engineering.

Now to honor the best of the rest...

SULU: Admiral...what's going to happen to the Enterprise?

KIRK: They canceled that show back in the 21st Century. It's not coming back. Get over it!

SULU: Admiral...what's going to happen to the Enterprise?

KIRK: Fuck it, I'm wasted - let's blow it up and steal another. Anyone wanna kick the shit out of a Klingon??????

SULU: Admiral, what's going to happen to the Enterprise?

KIRK: Replaced by the newer Excelsior model from ILM. Unless the fans complain.

Well, they did at least in the old comic books. Finally, the clear cut winner of the Photoshop award and it's a doozy...

Congratulations to the winners. First up this week, we have Leonard Nimoy hoping Catherine Hicks doesn't confuse "Reverse" with "Drive." Second, we have the Enterprise-B commanded by the guy who totaled his dad's Ferrari in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. What could possibly go wrong? Caption away:

 

[Rat Boy]

Gillian: "He looks lost."

Kirk: "Don't they tell you in this century to not pick up hitchhikers?"

Lieutenant Pierce: "I think I'll transfer and take my chances with Jack Bauer."

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the Win!

Kirk: Sorry Spock! The reservation was only for 2 and I won the coin toss!

Harriman: Lieutenant, move us 30 degrees to Port.

Pierce: Sir, Ensign Sulu is the Helm Officer.

Demora: We're on the voyage of the damned.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Would they just hurry up and drive away? I've got to drop a captain's log in the bushes."

Pierce: "Dude, you just killed Kirk."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: If you need me, I'll be over here...mind-melding with the native squirrels to see which one has the biggest nuts.

HARRIMAN: If we somehow make it back to Earth alive...NO MENTION of the plot not arriving 'til next Tuesday...

Agreed?!

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "You've got a lot to learn about tailing a suspect Gillian."

Harriman: "Look, all I'm saying is don't fold the maps."

Pierce: "I didn't fold the maps."

Harriman: "Yeah, well Kansas is a mess, there's a big crease right through Wichita. ROLL the maps."






(Let's see who gets that one.)

 

[cooleddie74]

The new 1987 Chevy line of pickup trucks.

Rugged.

Reliable.

Powerful.

And capable of repelling any and all hippies.(TM)

 

[cooleddie74]

HARRIMAN: Something about this rescue mission doesn't smell right.

Something's definitely UP.


I'm starting to think that Ferris is behind all this!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: This is the wrong field!

Gillian's truck backs up and peels out.

HARRIMAN (thinking): A ginger, a freaking ginger. (shudders) Totaly creeps me out.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Gillian: *revs engine twice and giggles* "I love how they always start walking faster when they hear that!"

Harriman (soto voce): "Look, she's Admiral Sulu's kid! So just do your own job and keep your comments to yourself!"

 

[scottydog]

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Putz."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Well, there goes our lunch.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: I do NOT love Italian!

Harriman: What about venting plasma from the Warp Nacelles?

Pierce: (Laughs)

Harriman: What? I heard Kirk did it one time and it worked!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Demora: "What the hell are you two whispering about? I distinctly heard one of you say 'yellow fever'!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIERCE: How the hell would I know what Robau would do!!!???

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "Hurry up and fecking shit, Spock"
Spock: "One damn constipated minute, Admiral"

Harriman: "I've already been to the airport"

 

[UssGlenn]

Spock: "It followed me home, Admiral, can we keep it?"

Harriman: "Wait, you're telling me the quartermaster deliberately gave me an ill-fitting uniform to make Kirk look better?"

 

[Candlelight]

Sulu (thinking): "What is Harriman holding- oh my god! Lieutenant Ginger really does have a big knob"

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: The Bird Of Prey has gotta be around here somewhere...

Harriman: I said our course would take us out beyond Pluto and then back to Spacedock. How the Hell did we end up in the Gamma Quadrant?!