Movie Caption Contest #129: Getting Emotional

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "You're still not getting my Bud Light."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY (thinking): Why'd he wear the assless chaps today?

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Jim, you really need to find a better mouthwash."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy (muttering): Yeah. That's it. Kiss him. Fondle him. Yeah, that's the stuff.
Kirk: What's that, Bones?
McCoy: Um, nothing, Jim. He'll pull through. Don't worry.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: Jim...you get the classic literature and the Vulcan sculptures and wall decorations in my quarters. As well as my computer journals dating back to our first missions together.

Doctor?

McCOY: Yes, Spock?

SPOCK:You get my Hello Kitty commemorative dolls and my undying gratitude for helping me clear up that genital rash the last time I went through pon farr.

McCOY:Dr. Chapel?

OVERDOSE of cordrazine...NOW.

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: They, uh....

They're...they're photographs.

From Robert and I's last vacation trip to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada.

Robert busted six nuts that weekend. I...


I'll NEVER, EVER forget it.


(*Chokes up and blubbers*)

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "Sure, Jim, you're all regretful now. See? I told you not to do nude jumping jacks in front of him."

 

[Isis]

Picard: "Damn tabloids. I'm so sick of John and Kate Gosselin, Brangelina, Snooki and the Situation, Octomom, and everyone else who's having their fifteen minutes of fame, that I might actually throw them in the garbage where they belong and do something constructive."

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "I CAN'T SEE ANY THAT MATCH!!!!!!"

The Captain was known to be absolute crap at playing Snap.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I'm sorry Spock, really sorry. I thought, not every one kept their genitals in the same place.

MCCOY: Dammit Jim! He is half human!!!!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: I could've had...a V-8.
Troi: The depths of sadness know no bounds, captain.

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "Counselor, this is not what I meant when I said I wanted to see the morning briefs."

 

[cooleddie74]

Commander Spock of Starfleet.


Yet one more senseless victim of the Federation's inability to pass quadrant-wide health care reform with a holopublic option.

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:The...the clarity and sharpness of these prints from the CVS digital processing station...


It's...it's tear-inducing, Counselor.

 

[Nerys Myk]

delete

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "Dammit Berman! Just a quick shag! Seven years and nothing serious! Vash was barely even a quick squeeze before the episode ended."

 

[BriGuy]

Picard: My family was... burned to death in a fire... and since I was too focused on my career to have a family... when I'm... gone... there will be no more Picards...

<a beat>

OK, so what's for lunch?

 

[zephramc]

Kirk: Bones!... Mr. Spock is... in a coma! What... happened to him!?!?
McCoy: Car crash. Accelerator stuck on his Toyota. Poor SOB could be like that for months.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: And in high school I was president of the French Club.

Its true! Look here in my yearbook!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Whats wrong with him, Bones?

MCCOY: Either he's in a coma from a mind meld with an advanced artificial alien intelligence...

or he's faking to get out of work.