Movie Caption Contest #126: Random Pictures of Random People

[Rat Boy]

Rogerson: "The Star Trek Online servers are full? Now what are we supposed to do?"

Seaman: "Play World of WarCraft?"

*Rogerson smacks Seaman on the back of his head*

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Stripes: "Is that... Godzilla?"
Tache mutters under breath: "It's Gojira, you moron."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Rogerson: "Oh sure, we're having a great week. When the stupid radar operator wakes us up every goddamned morning!"

Mustached Seaman: "Gary, why are only nice to me when the other crew aren't around?"

Guy on Left: *snigger* "I farted." *snigger*

 

[cooleddie74]

SEAMAN: Bad news, sir.

Looks like The Machine That Goes 'BLEEP' is on the fritz again.

Commander: Oh Bleep!

Seaman: Hey! It's working again!

COMMANDER: A proud day in the history of this carrier, gentlemen...

Let's celebrate by waiting for everyone else on the bridge to go off-duty...then let's get all "don't ask, don't tell" on one another!

 

[cooleddie74]

ROGERSON: "...the HELL?!

Pac-Man disappeared!!! I just lost another quarter!!!"

...and that's when Anij found out the two of us were having a gay affair...and had the village council sentenced the both of us to spend the rest of our lives in these unflattering outfits...with 1980s haircuts.

 

[carlmarx]

Guy on right: "You say the Federation will look out for our interests, however..."
Guy on left: "Ha! I suppose next you're going to tell me my shoulder is on fire!"

 

[Alrik]

Guy on right: "It's not what it looks like."

Guy on left: "Yeah. I used to be a chick."

 

[cooleddie74]

Look, Captain Picard, it's kind of OBVIOUS my people don't have the hang of this whole 'campfires-should-be-kept-OUTDOORS' concept.

Can your blind engineer help us with that?

 

[cooleddie74]

ROGERSON: D....seven!

SEAMAN:You sank my Klingon battle cruiser!!

 

[Alrik]

Crewman: "Sir, take a look at this."

ROGERSON: "What is it?"

Crewman: "It's called radar sir, but that's not important right now."

Guy on right: "Never mind him. He alway gets that look after the open Taco Tuesday food bar."

 

[cooleddie74]

ROGERSON: It appears the radar has been...JAMMED!

SEAMAN: It appears to be raspberry, Commander!

ROGERSON: Only one director would DARE give me the raspberry!!

NIIIIIMOYYYY!!!!

If you can guess what dead native animal he's sitting on right now...you win a free dip in the Pool of Youth.

 

[LeadHead]

You didn't know the TrekBBS Moderators had a war room did you?

 

[cooleddie74]

ROGERSON: This Cooleddie74 monster is a real threat to our national security!! Call the President and the Pentagon!!

NOW, MISTER!!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

DOLL VICTOR: I don't like the expression on this guy's face. Please tell me its time for my treatment!

 

[cooleddie74]

For the last time, Captain Picard...

HE'S never known anyone named "Hardcastle..."

And I was never on the British version of THE OFFICE.

 

[Isis]

Officer (to himself): "Well, it could be worse. I could be a Red Shirt."

Guy on the left (to himself): "My brother here may act like he's all that in public, but Mother always liked me best."

 

[cooleddie74]

ROGERSON:Get me the Fleet Admiral AT ONCE!!!

According to these readings, the plot is about to get even SILLIER!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Something on the Sonar Sir, it looks like the big banks literally dropped trillions of dollars off a bridge.

 

[cooleddie74]

ROGERSON: Is that a...

a...

a Bob's BIG BOY?!


SEAMAN: Better call the President, sir. Looks like Dr. Evil's back!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

...and then Anij had us BOTH sit on her face.

And I haven't been able to get that grin off HIS face since then!!