Movie Caption Contest #12: Federation Idol

[Peach Wookiee]

Captain Kirk was properly horrified...

...when he heard Data singing William Shatner's version of "Rocket Man..."

 

[Vasquez Rocks]

"Star Wars, nothing but Star Wars, if only you could bar wars, let this one stay..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Old lady on the left: "Look! It's forked!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

"That fool jumped in there with my stash!"

 

[Sisu]

Kirk was disappointed that Spock got to Gracie first. William Shatner made a mental note to check his contract; he thought he had first dibs on all the Guest Stars, even the whales.

Brent Spiner realised that this wouldn't make Nemesis any worse.

 

[Gertch]

Data: "Yes ladies, I am programmed in multiple techniques."
Woman on right: "You shoulda practiced one or two."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk was the only fan to piss himself and faint during Data's appearance on the Ed Suliban Show

 

[Rat Boy]

Time to turn on the trusty ol' Klingon Mind Scanner:

Kirk: My God, what the hell is Spock doing in there?

Old lady on the left: Damn, nice butt.

Old lady on the right: Damn, nice abs.

Hippy lady: I'm so stoned right now, I think I'm seeing some dude swimming with the whales.

Geeky kid: What's that smell?

Soldier: I get a week's leave and I have to spend it looking at giant fish?

Nun: Did someone just goose me?

Musician lady on the right: That's it; we're not letting any more amateurs take the mic.

Guy on bass: Wait a minute. This is the 24th Century; why does he even need a microphone?

Guy behind Data: Damn, nice butt.

 

[scottydog]

Even Starfleet Captains can feel self-conscious about forehead zits.

Data: Captain Kirk, I have seen black holes that cannot compare to the size of that black head.

 

[cultcross]

Cos I'm a... Roc-ket-man! Burnin out my fuse up there alone....

 

[The Old Mixer]

"My god...I knew Leonard was after my Priceline gig...but not him...!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Jim Nantz: "...and Manning loses the football! The Patriots recover!"

 

[Peach Wookiee]

^

 

[NathanielM]

Rat Boy said:

Kirk: <thinking> Damn it Spock, this is not the time for a skinny Dip!

(In Napoli where love is king
When boy meets girl here's what they say)

When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fagiole
That's amore
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore

When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fagiole
That's amore
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore
Lucky fella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fagiole
That's amore
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore, (amore)
That's amore