Movie Caption Contest #118: Grok Blocked

[Nerys Myk]

Queen: "Yes, cuffs and collar match."

Data: "So there's a spider duct taped to your....."

 

[Shatmandu]

Queen: "Yes, cuffs and collar match."

Data: "So there's a spider duct taped to your....."

Queen: "... anus."

 

[Captain Crow]

Data: You do not have a bycicle repair kit do you?

Queen: Why?

Data: I got a puncture in my penis earlier today and can not build up enough pressure for an erection.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Saavik: "Hmm, how to explain this... You remember on Roseanne when Becky Conner didn't look like Lecy Goranson anymore but like Sarah Chalke instead...?"

Data: "While I do appreciate the gesture, I am afraid your application of Chanel No. 5 behind your ears has been unsuccessful in countering the overpowering scent of stale tuna and machine oil."

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"I am programmed in a variety of pleasures...a wide array of 20th and 21st century teabagging techniques."

 

[cooleddie74]

SAAVIK:Just so we're clear on this...

THIS?

Doesn't mean you get to grab my ass later on.

Got it?

 

[Shatmandu]

Saavik: "Remember this when you get older and I ask for a loan, unkay?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Queen: "Yes, cuffs and collar match."

Data: "So there's a spider duct taped to your....."

Queen: "... anus."

Data: "So, that rules out 69ing..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Quinto (years later): "And this one time, at summer camp..."

Spiner: "It's already up to nine pages and it's only Friday. I don't know how much more of this I can take."

Krige: "Why don't you Twitter about it, you pansy?!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Saavik: "Can you hurry up and bust a nut? I gotta help Rat Boy judge the contest."
<Young Spock looks upward and shouts in frustration.>

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Saavik: "Just relax and trust me. At your age, this will be over before you know it."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock (thinking): If only I knew how to talk, I'd totally be bragging about this to the blonde guy.

 

[cooleddie74]

SAAVIK:"Do not tell Dr. Marcus of this.

He is jealous of swingers."

DATA:"You are trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson of Nine."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Phone...

HOME."

 

[scottydog]

Saavik: "Go on. Guess again."

Spock: "Umm. Is the shape we are making... a teepee?"

Saavik: "Very good! Now what do you suppose I am telling you?"

Spock: "That we will sleep in a teepee tonight?"

Saavik: "Not at all. It means I want you to learn to use TP to wipe your ass."

 

[Shatmandu]

David, offscreen: "Dude, that hand's been used more than a public toilet."

 

[LeadHead]

Queen: Are you all right? You look pale.

Data: Hey you try not being "Fully Functional" for 8 years and see how you do!

 

[Wynterhawk]

Saavik: No, let me show you. When you go in, it's two fingers first... swirl around a bit, then three fingers. Don't try to shove your whole hand in there at once! That comes later.

 

[Candlelight]

Saavik: No, let me show you. When you go in, it's two fingers first... swirl around a bit, then three fingers. Don't try to shove your whole hand in there at once! That comes later.

"After that, the bath should be at the right temperature."

 

[Bones2]

Saavik: No, let me show you. When you go in, it's two fingers first... swirl around a bit, then three fingers. Don't try to shove your whole hand in there at once! That comes later.

"After that, the bath should be at the right temperature."