Movie Caption Contest #118: Grok Blocked

[Nerys Myk]

So, you assimilated that pansy Norris, eh! Well I'm Bruce Lee, fight me!

QUEEN: I hope you don't have as much backhair as Norris. it's a bitch to shave.

 

[Rat Boy]

Bruce Lee: "Borg don't strike back."

Borg Queen: "Wanna bet?"

 

[Alrik]

Bruce Lee: "Now lay down, shut up, and put your ankles behind your ears........I want to play a little Enter The Dragon, if you know what I mean."

 

[gojiragirl]

Vulcan Bow Chicka Wow-Wow

Cybernetic Bow Chicka Wow-Wow

Alternate Timeline Bow Chicka Wow-Wow

 

[Captain Crow]

Data: Just like a Magic Fingers Bed, you have to put in a quarter to make it vibrate.

 

[Alrik]

Data: "Ah, yes, the solution to the Rubik's Cube. I could tell you...but then again, I would have to kill you."

 

[Alrik]

Data: "While the offer is interesting, I must confess, I find that I now prefer blondes."

 

[Alrik]

Data: "If you study human culture a little further, you will realize that these hoses behind serve no real purpose in a blow job."

 

[Alrik]

Spock: "Curious. Is that a new nipple piercing digging into my chest, or did it grow teeth?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Zoe, whispering into Zachary's ear: Nimoy's Spock is better than yours.

 

[Bad Atom]

Spock and Saavik attempt to master the illogical human ritual known as the "High-Five".

"Ever since I activated my aging program, I am not as 'fully functional' as I used to be."

Complain all you want - it's still better than Uhura/Scotty.

 

[Bones2]

Saavik: "Remember me Spock? I'm Saavik."
Spock: "No...you are not."

Data: "I'll see your lip-licking and raise you a playfully suggestive glance."

Spock: "Hang on, I've just remembered, I forgot to switch the gas off before leaving Vulcan. And now Vulcan is destroyed...oh my God."

 

[scottydog]

Uhura: "Hold still, it's almost out. Why did Reger impale you with this stick?"

Spock: "He's pissed that his image hasn't migrated down from the TOS caption contest."

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "There are approximately 137 posts in this thread, and Shatmandu is responsible for about 90 of them. Do you believe he lives here?"

Borg Queen: "His boss is on her second week of vacation. It's either post captions or help the guy who lost the girlfriend because he would only squeeze her buttcheeks and jark off."

 

[Shatmandu]

Queen: "Yes, cuffs and collar match."

 

[scottydog]

Data: "You do not dance as proficiently as Dr. Crusher. However, in your favor, you do not pronounce croissant like a douche bag."

 

[Shatmandu]

^^^

Data: "Perhaps you could assimilate a Tic-Tac."

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "There are approximately 137 posts in this thread, and Shatmandu is responsible for about 90 of them. Do you believe he lives here?"

Borg Queen: "His boss is on her second week of vacation. It's either post captions or help the guy who lost the girlfriend because he would only squeeze her buttcheeks and jark off."

Data: "But...but that's what Tasha and I..."

*starts crying and runs off*

 

[Shatmandu]

^

Data: "If you had an actual ass to squeeze as I violently manipulated my liquid evacuation servo unit, I would consider joining you ..."

 

[LeadHead]

Worst Bachelor Party Ever!