Movie Caption Contest #118: Grok Blocked

[Shatmandu]

Orange Gopher, astonished: "You don't want Kandinkian waffles with jam from Beldan IV?"
Borg Queen: "Somebody put this piece of shit out an airlock."

 

[Shatmandu]

Borg Queen: "Still looks like a guy hanging around a public park bathroom. Can we get a Vader helmet?"

 

[cooleddie74]

QUEEN:"Human legend has it you are so badass that even Captain Robau wore Underoos with your face on them."

 

[Shatmandu]

Borg Queen: "We're low on toilet paper. Lets use this asswipe."

 

[Candlelight]

QUEEN:"Human legend has it you are so badass that even Captain Robau wore Underoos with your face on them."

Norris: "It's all Hollywood bullshit. I wore silky panties, myself. Made me feel like a real girl."

Norris of Borg: "Plus I shoved a broom up my anus"
Borg Queen: "To sweep the floor on the way out?"
Norris of Borg: "Why would I want to sweep the floor?"

 

[cooleddie74]

QUEEN:"Human legend has it you are so badass that even Captain Robau wore Underoos with your face on them."

Norris: "It's all Hollywood bullshit. I wore silky panties, myself. Made me feel like a real girl."

Norris of Borg: "Plus I shoved a broom up my anus"
Borg Queen: "To sweep the floor on the way out?"
Norris of Borg: "Why would I want to sweep the floor?"

QUUEN:"Drones, dispose of this unit before law enforcement officers arrive in a 20th century fossil-fuel powered land vehicle."

 

[cooleddie74]

NEELIX:"This is about lying to Naomi concerning monsters under her bed...

Isn't it?"(*GULPS*)

 

[Candlelight]

I don't think I'll even bother with a photoshop this week. Some of these are too good.

Oh wait, I forgot about the gay Norris photo.

 

[scottydog]

Data: "Allow me to now repeat my Ode to Spot, this time in pig latin, iambic pentameter."

Borg Queen: "Jesus Christ, this makes me actually miss Neelix."

 

[Shatmandu]

Queen: "The Borg don't assimilate useless rodents, but we do like pets. Someone put this orange gopher in the Habitrail on Deck Seven."

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "You need to leave. Don't make us get out the dunebuggy ..."

 

[John Picard]

Data: "*Fully* functional. And that includes an anus."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "If you put on a few hundred pounds, I'd love to take a few snaps."

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Fascinating. A floating head. Not since Uhura in the anti-grav chamber have I experienced floating head."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "No, thanks. Last time in the hot tub, you gave me quite a cock-shock."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Lt. Ilia?

QUEEN: Shhhh, they might hear you on page 2.

 

[Candlelight]

Data: "There are approximately 137 posts in this thread, and Shatmandu is responsible for about 90 of them. Do you believe he lives here?"

Borg Queen: "Shut up, anus face"

 

[scottydog]

Data: "There are approximately 137 turds in the john, and Shatmandu is responsible for about 90 of them. Do you believe he lives there?"

 

[The Badger]

So, you assimilated that pansy Norris, eh! Well I'm Bruce Lee, fight me!

 

[Candlelight]

Data: "There are approximately 137 pregnant women outside, and Shatmandu is responsible for about 90 of them. Do you believe he practices safe sex?"