Movie Caption Contest #118: Grok Blocked

[Shatmandu]

<Young Spock grunts, bucks hips.>
Saavik: "Heh. Your old self ejaculated very quickly, too."

<Saavik squacks out a long, wet fart.>
Saavik: "Uh, ... that's, uh, part ... part of normal Vulcan intercourse."

 

[cooleddie74]

SAAVIK: Wax on.

Wax off.


Got it?

 

[Shatmandu]

Young Spock: "We can have sex later. I'm tryn'a take a shit here ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:Does this mean I have to pay for your dinner?

Because my wallet didn't regenerate.

 

[Shatmandu]

Young Spock: "Girl, I'm gonna be on you like a Tellarite on a bucket of apple cores ..."
Saavik: "Huh. Some of your memories of Captain Kirk have survived this process."

Young Spock: "Okay, so the large, hairy thing squirming around over there is called a 'beaver'?"
Saavik: "Yes. And so is the animal building a dam to my left."

 

[cooleddie74]

SAAVIK:Focus. Concentrate.

Channel your innate logic.

And guess where the quarter went.

 

[Shatmandu]

Saavik: "Let me do this, and I'll buy you a Playstation."

 

[cooleddie74]

SAAVIK:Be quiet about all of this when we are finished.

This violates a LOT of decency laws, even in the Federation.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"I am a very lucky man."

UHURA:"So am I."

 

[Candlelight]

"Just try, bitch"

"Saavik, I'm really happy for you, and irma let ya finish, but Steve Guttenberg had the best 80s alien sex scene OF ALL TIME!"

 

[Alrik]

Spock: "Hold up a sec. Is that an adams apple?"

 

[scottydog]

Saavik: "My booger.... to your hand."

Young Spock: "Is this how Vulcans conceive in love?"

Saavik: "Didn't you hear me? When Vulcans pick their nose, this is how they dispense with the boogers. Now you take it, and eat it."

 

[Candlelight]

Kanye: "Saavik, I'm really happy for you, and irma let ya finish-"
Spock: "LET HER FINISH!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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[Rat Boy]

Something I noticed while watching the documentaries on disc two...

Quinto: "I heard Shatmandu paid Chris and Anton to try to work the word 'anus' into the film."

 

[Shatmandu]

^^^

Borg Queen: "We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to ... <squints at him> Hmm. Y'know what? Nevermind. You can go. Have fun."

 

[Candlelight]

Something I noticed while watching the documentaries on disc two...

Quinto: "I heard Shatmandu paid Chris and Anton to try to work the word 'anus' into the film."

"It was in competition after Rat Boy successfully lobbied Michael Bay to include the word 'Masterbation' in Transformers."

 

[Shatmandu]

Borg Queen: "Data, take off that Blatant Homosexual mask right now."

 

[Nerys Myk]

QUEEN: NEXT!!

 

[Rat Boy]

^^^

Seriously, as soon as Anton Yelchin and Chris Pine joked about "Romulan anus," I immediately thought of you. The things you learn about movie making from watching the bonus features.

The Borg assimilated Chuck Norris thinking his tears could cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.