Movie Caption Contest #118: Grok Blocked

[Candlelight]

Data: "I believe my earlier observation of this image being unpopular was in error, however, I doubt I will be in more than 22% of them"

Spock: "I lost my planet, and I get a girl... maybe if I keep that red matter I can have a girl every couple of weeks... assuming I don't kill them..."

Uhura: "Hmm?"

Spock: "Nothing"

 

[CTM]

Kirk: "Have the Lions scored yet?"
Queen: "Dude, it's the Lions ..."

Kirk: "But they're playing the Redskins!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "Now as far as assimilation goes, that Worf would be quite a catch ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Great, the picture's starting to go."

*Goes to smack Queen; instead Queen kicks him in the testicles*

Kirk: "Okay, picture's fine."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Show me the boobies of that chick who played Deanna Troi?"

The Borg Queen's proximity sensors were working to a .000000000000000000001 error tolerance.

Kirk: "Helloooo, Best Date EVAR. I brought my Season One T.J. Hooker dvds and a tube of Astroglide."

 

[cooleddie74]

Best Halloween-themed night at the local HOOTERS ever!

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"No, your Highness.

You are incorrect in your assumptions.

The human expression 'Getting Stanky on one's Hangdown' does NOT apply to the sciences of warp drive propulsion and engineering."

Spock didn't have the heart to tell her he only dated Asian humanoids.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Young Spock: "Does this mean our Wonder Twins powers have activated?"

Data: "NOoo! Big black wires sticking in your head like plunged snakes is entirely sexy! I am not able to achieve 'Fully Functional' mode because there appears to be a problem in my inner systems. I shall run a full diagnostic. This may take years."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Did you do something different with your hair?

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Curious.

You smell like fish sticks and Astroglide."

 

[John Picard]

Data: "I am sorry to say that while life-forms should not be judged by appearances, I did hear an appropriate expression from CMDR Riker once: This is as gratifying as undressing a three-dollar hooker."

 

[Nerys Myk]

YOUNG SPOCK: Did you do something different with your face?
SAAVIK: Its still regulation.

 

[cooleddie74]

SAAVIK:"You are most fortunate at this moment to be here with me, Spock.

Kirstie Alley wouldn't know SHIT about teaching you this."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Moving your anus to the back of your neck was a brilliant idea."

Data: "Word to the wise: might want to get a penicillin shot before assimilating Commander Riker."

Saavik: "Uh, my Adam's Apple is normal. Focus!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"A warning, your Highness.

I have been known to prematurely download."

SPOCK:"So...have I gotten laid yet?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Saavik: "Normally you'd have to buy me a pizza and a case of Schlitz, but time is short ..."

Data: "Rubbing your nipples with WD-40 is not recognized as proper foreplay."

 

[cooleddie74]

"After scanning Starfleet records dating back over two centuries, I believe this may very well be the first time a sentient android has copulated with an alien female with hoses coming out of her head."

SAAVIK:"No offense, but you SUCK at shiatsu."

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "You are a stowaway on this ship."
Queen: "And?"
Data: "'Gas, Grass, or Ass: Nobody Rides for Free' was the colloquial term."

Saavik: "I'm half-Romulan. Lucky for you, it's the half that fucks like I'm running uphill to catch a falling baby."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SAAVIK (grabs Young Spock's hand): You're doing it all wrong!!!! Forget it, I'll finish by myself!

 

[cooleddie74]

SAAVIK: Is this supposed to be sexy?


I can't tell.