Movie Caption Contest #118: Grok Blocked

[Alrik]

Kirk: "So the left nipple turns the channel up and the right down?"
Queen: "Yep. And my anus controls the Volume."

Kirk: "And you say you can breath through your ears?"

Queen: "Absolutely."

Kirk: "You are SO hired."

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "So the left nipple turns the channel up and the right down?"
Queen: "Yep. And my anus controls the Volume."

Homer: "He said Anus, I'm off to Moes!"
*Homer runs off*
Marge: "We never agreed on that rule!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Don't bother, baby.

Resistance is not only futile...but I'll call 911 if you try to put up a fight."

 

[cooleddie74]

SAAVIK:"Here. Learn this. You will need to know it.

This is the handshake you'll need to get into the Champagne Room back at Spacedock."

 

[Alrik]

SAAVIK:"The next technique I will now show you is known as the 'muff dive' and it will require this many fingers to successfully accomplish it."

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Lucky for you, you didn't pick my century. We'd a sooo kicked your ass."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Do you have an anus?"
Queen: "I have six kevlar vaginas."
Kirk: "Hmm. Let me drink some milk, to work up some good, thick spit ..."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "So you're half woman, half computer? Oh, darlin', you haven't got a chance! If I can't swoon you into helplessness, I'll just talk you into destroying yourself!"

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Do you have an anus?"
Queen: "I have six kevlar vaginas."

Kirk: "Kirk to Enterprise. Mr. Spock, with 6 vaginas she can handle 3 Vulcans."

Spock: "Unless she has 6 ani, we're not interested."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Picard had to call meetings in his Ready-Room to deal with sacks of shit like you? Feh."

 

[Alrik]

Data: "Yes, the new implants are most impressive, however, that still doesn't answer the question of whether or not you've been able to deaden that gag reflex of yours."

Spock: "Do you think that you might be interested in some double fisting?"

Uhura: "You want to go drinking at a time like this???"

Spock: "Of course not, I am just thinking that after a hug like this, I may need you to give me a little relief. The twins are feeling a little stiff if you get my meaning."

 

[S'kai]

Robin Curtis: <Thinking> Christ, I hope this recession ends soon. What it takes to close a real estate deal these days is ridiculous.

 

[Candlelight]

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "If it's all the same to you, I'd rather be hugging the boney black girl ..."

Grignak: "How's Aunt Clara?"

 

[Candlelight]

Spock: "If I were Data, I believe my response would be... play with my anus. If I were Data"

Grignak: "Feltching allowed is not! Is Tuesday forbidden! Wednesday on other hand-"

Borg Queen: "I've feltched thousands of species across thousands of worlds... you will be no different"

Grignak: "Seen down below... have you...??"

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: You should be happy, we came out on DVD today.

Spock: Yeah, and I got the one disc edition. *sobs*

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Whatever. I was cleansing the galaxy of your type decades before your father had intercourse with that toaster."

Grignak: "Assimilate the caption contest waiting room toaster oven, will you? Tired of eating cold Hot Pockets, Conway Twitty is."

Spock Prime, offscreen: "My Uhura had a big, juicy ass. Yours looks like a boy from behind."

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Hey Baby, it's Prime Time!

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak: "Nemesis?! Nemesis allowed is not! Is film forbidden!"

Borg Queen: "This is First Contact, you idiot!"

Grignak: "Oh, forgive. I here am new."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Data: "Yes. *FULLY functional."

Borg Queen: "Need an oil change?"

Data: "Yes, yes I do"

Spock (thinking):"Schwing?, Now I get it"