Movie Caption Contest #118: Grok Blocked

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Never met a woman with a vibrator embedded in her skull."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "If your nipples dispense beer and you shit nacho cheese, I would like to marry you."

 

[Candlelight]

Borg Queen: "No, he hasn't mentioned the word anus yet, why do you ask? And what happened to Data?"

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "If your nipples dispense beer and you shit nacho cheese, I would like to marry you."

Change it back to Vagina you pansy!

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "Hey baby, wanna be conceived in love?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "If your nipples dispense beer and you shit nacho cheese, I would like to marry you."

Change it back to Vagina you pansy!

Nipples is better. It makes the vulgarity sound fun.

Joe, fun

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "Like they say in your century, 011001010011001010101010010101!"

*Borg Queen slaps him*

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Why are you talking to me...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Data: "I have learned that humans react much more favorably if you keep most of the wiring on the inside."

Young Spock: "All the guys at school say nailing you is going to make me a major BMOC!"

Quinto: "J.J., we're going to have to dub all my dialog for this scene in post-production...because when Zoe does the full-body press, I can't even remember my name."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Never met a woman who's tramp stamp was on the back of her head, let alone in HD."

 

[Candlelight]

Data: "It would appear Joe is incapable of using the word vagina without going back and editing his posts"

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Can the next person who plays your part be a redhead?

Borg Queen: Are familiar with physical forms of pleasure?

Data: Yes, I am also familiar with the awkward morning after situation as well.

Kirk: (over comm) Progress report Spock?

Spock: Made an attempt for 2nd base, she now won't even let me hit a single.

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "It would appear Joe is incapable of using the word vagina without going back and editing his posts"

Queen: "Bad word. That's where ideas die."

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "I would trust you... except for the 1980s hairstyle."

Data: "I would trust you... except there are 1980 things wrong with your hairstyle."

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "Couldn't just stop with a boob job, huh? Self-esteem problems?"

Saavik: "No, David can't come over. Focus, goddammit."

 

[SeerSGB]

Both: Go Team Venture!

 

[Shatmandu]

Young Spock: "Great. My first time, and I get an uber-Presbyterian. I was hoping for a Catholic."

 

[Mistral]

"Wonder Twin powers-activate!"

 

[Mistral]

Borg Queen: "You're not taking me seriously!"

Kirk: "No, no, I am, its just that in my day all the bad asses looked like John Colicos. I think you're just great! Really! Wanna have sex?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "As they say in your century, I don't even know your Borg numerical designation."

Kirk: "So the left nipple turns the channel up and the right down?"
Queen: "Yep. And my anus controls the Volume."

Kirk: "Have the Lions scored yet?"
Queen: "Dude, it's the Lions ..."