William Shatner's little known cameo.
Next time, JJ will put him in prosthetics.
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William Shatner's little known cameo.
Next time, JJ will put him in prosthetics.
Shitf'rbrayns (thinking): "She doesn't even know I'm alive"
Uhura: "Hey, shit-for-brains, quit staring"
Shitf'rbrayns (thinking): "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod, she knows my name she knows my name!! Wait till I tell Cuntf'rhyre about this!!"
UHURA: "You and me in the bedroom? That ain't ever gonna happen, pal."
KIRK: "Oh really? Well, we'll see about that. Mark my words, no matter how long it takes, someday there will be a Kirk/Uhura coupling."
120 Years Later...
KIRK: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
RIKER: "Uh, Admiral, we really weren't expecting you to stick around for this... but I guess we could give it a shot."
KIRK: "Great! Now, Will, you be me, and Deanna, you be Uhura."
TROI: "Admiral, I'm really not sure this is the best idea for --"
KIRK: "I gave you an order, Counselor! Dammit, just do this for me!"
KIRK: "Oh hell, not again. Come on, we're leaving!"
WAITER: "What? I just asked if you would sign this photo..."
KIRK: "For the last time, I am not this 'T.J. Hooker' guy! Jesus, everywhere I go in this century..."
WAITER: "Hey, you're not even gonna sign it before you go?"
KIRK: "Oh, get a life!"
Waiter: Here's your escargot, folks...
Kirk: Oh. Mygawdlookatthat! Gillian, look away. There's snails all over that plate! Take it away immediately!
Waiter: Uh, sir? Escargot IS snails...
Gillian: And Steve Martin did that joke in The Jerk years ago.
Kirk: Damned 20th century barbarians...
Riker: "So do you think Shatmandu just goes around googling 'explosive diarrhea' to pass the time?"
Never dated a black woman?
Uhura: "Wow, you're James Kirk!? There's a coincidence; because of how your dad died on the Kelvin, I have long hair now!"
"For your information, the carpet does NOT match the drapes... the drapes are burgundy and the academy dorms are concrete."
"Will, I remember how bland sex was with you so I hired somebody to help liven things up!"
"What the shit is this!? Are you CUDDLING!? Tear her clothes off! God, you people in the 24th century suck!"
There was no situation too awkward or too public for Admiral Kirk to throw in a little nipple action every once in a while.
Shith'ead: "No, you're the first person who's ever told me I look like Abe Vigoda. Who's Abe Vigoda?"
SHI'THEAD:"I don't like the way you made 'Why the Long Face' sound...BITCH."
UHURA:"Of course I didn't grow up here in Iowa. I'm LITERATE."
DEANNA:"Remember that time Mother saw you naked?"
WILL:"How can I forget. It took Mr. Homn TEN MINUTES to get her off my left leg."
KIRK:"Here's a TIP for you, Sonny.
Never try to woo or dine with a chick when she's on her period."
"Quick...waiter!!
Her nipples are getting soft again! Give me some cold ice water!!"
Uhura: "Wow, you're James Kirk!? There's a coincidence; because of how your dad died on the Kelvin, I have long hair now!"
Uhura: "And my hair is the only thing that's straight about me, so buzz off breeder!"
Troi: "It just happened."
Riker: "So do you think Shatmandu just goes around googling 'explosive diarrhea' to pass the time?"
Riker: "Like when you pegged Wesley?"
Troi: "That's unfair!"
Riker: "'Unfair' is cornholing a boy the first time he has sex."
Troi, pushing him off: "GET OUT! I HATE YOU!"
Riker: "NOT AS MUCH AS WESLEY'S O-RING HATES YOU!"
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