Movie Caption Contest #116: Date Night

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Brannon Braga and I'll be a script template."

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Wesley Crusher and I'll be Beverly Crusher." *puts hand over mouth* "Oh, Christ, I think I just violated doctor/patient confidentiality! Forget I said that!"

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Paris Hilton and I'll be the Denver Broncoes"

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be a fat, unchecked-diabetes-muddled producer and I'll be Susan Sackett."

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: Don't mind him. mostly he likes to watch.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Janeway: "Whoever said it's lonely at the top just didn't know how to throw their rank around!"

 

[Bones2]

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be a priest, and I'll be an alter boy"

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Brannon Braga and I'll be a script template."

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Wesley Crusher and I'll be Beverly Crusher." *puts hand over mouth* "Oh, Christ, I think I just violated doctor/patient confidentiality! Forget I said that!"

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Reg Barclay and I'll be a warp plasma manifo...fuck, done it again."

 

[Captain Crow]

Troi: Can you put your Kirk sex doll in the closet because it's really creeping me out.

Riker: I would but the Sulu one is in there.

 

[Bones2]

Kirk: "CUUUUUUUUUUUN..."



Please delete if that's too much. Can't say I'm proud of it.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Sirtis: "Yuck!"

Frakes: "Yuck? I kiss you and you say yuck?"

Sirtis: "I've never kissed you with a beard before"

Frakes, "So go shave your beard and then we'll kiss some more"

*crickets*

 

[Rat Boy]

Rat Boy: "You know, some weeks you wonder if anyone will post a single joke about a picture, but then you're pleasantly surprised."

Sirtis: "Who the bloody hell are you and what are you doing on my lap?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Holo-Kirk: "Let's teach this alien broad a lesson, Riker."
Holo-Riker: "Admiral's orders ..." <he winks, stands>
Troi, preparing self, sighing: "If only the real Riker could still get a boner ..."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Troi: "Don't you think this is pretty kinky for me? Getting tag-teamed by Will Riker and James T. Kirk?"

Riker: "I'll be more impressed when you get up the nerve to take us on simultaneously."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Um, sir? I know it's only my second day and all... but aren't you supposed to dine BEFORE you dash?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Riker: "Hey -- what's poking me in the head?"

Troi: "Will, I have a surprise for you..."

 

[Candlelight]

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Wesley Crusher and I'll be Beverly Crusher." *puts hand over mouth* "Oh, Christ, I think I just violated doctor/patient confidentiality! Forget I said that!"

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Paris Hilton and I'll be the Denver Broncoes"

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be a fat, unchecked-diabetes-muddled producer and I'll be Susan Sackett."

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Riker and I'll be Troi."
Riker: "How exactly does that spice things up?"
Troi: "Alright, YOU be Riker and I'LL be Troi"
Riker: "I'll be in a holo-sex program if you need me"
<Riker starts to leave>
Troi: "Wow, you're good at this"

 

[scottydog]

Riker: "So Worf, why'd you break up with Deanna?"

Worf: "Remember when I protested that I was not a merry man? I lied."

 

[Candlelight]

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Paris Hilton and I'll be the Denver Broncoes"

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be a fat, unchecked-diabetes-muddled producer and I'll be Susan Sackett."

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Riker and I'll be Troi."
Riker: "How exactly does that spice things up?"
Troi: "Alright, YOU be Riker and I'LL be Troi"
Riker: "I'll be in a holo-sex program if you need me"
<Riker starts to leave>
Troi: "Wow, you're good at this"

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be a DS9 fan and I'll be a VOY fan"
Riker: "My show is better!"
Troi: "No, my show is better!"
<the universe eventually dies but these two continue arguing>

 

[Candlelight]

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be a fat, unchecked-diabetes-muddled producer and I'll be Susan Sackett."

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Riker and I'll be Troi."
Riker: "How exactly does that spice things up?"
Troi: "Alright, YOU be Riker and I'LL be Troi"
Riker: "I'll be in a holo-sex program if you need me"
<Riker starts to leave>
Troi: "Wow, you're good at this"

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be a DS9 fan and I'll be a VOY fan"
Riker: "My show is better!"
Troi: "No, my show is better!"
<the universe eventually dies but these two continue arguing>

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Rat Boy and I'll be a pissed off BBS user who can't wait for the next caption contest cos Rat Boy hasn't made a new one yet despite having a logical reason for the delay"
Riker: "Hey-"
Troi: "FUCK YOU"

 

[Candlelight]

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Riker and I'll be Troi."
Riker: "How exactly does that spice things up?"
Troi: "Alright, YOU be Riker and I'LL be Troi"
Riker: "I'll be in a holo-sex program if you need me"
<Riker starts to leave>
Troi: "Wow, you're good at this"

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be a DS9 fan and I'll be a VOY fan"
Riker: "My show is better!"
Troi: "No, my show is better!"
<the universe eventually dies but these two continue arguing>

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Rat Boy and I'll be a pissed off BBS user who can't wait for the next caption contest cos Rat Boy hasn't made a new one yet despite having a logical reason for the delay"
Riker: "Hey-"
Troi: "FUCK YOU"

I don't have any more, just wanted to see myself quoted three times.

YE-AHH!

 

[Shatmandu]

Holo-Kirk: "That's the Riker Maneuver?"

 

[Shatmandu]

I found a distant ancestor of Dr. McCoy in a news article ...

Link

Joe, read

 

[T'Girl]

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Kirk: "You're glorious, I may be in love."
Uhura: "You're so handsome, I want to have sex with you repeatedly."
Kirk: "I can't believe you're talking to me."

Uhura: "I'm not, I'm talking to the guy sitting next to me."
Kirk: "Oh hi, didn't see you there."
Uhura: "Gort, say something charming to the man."
Gort: "I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck: "

--- kirk get off his stool ---- trips on the stool ---- crawls away through a puddle of beer and vomit ---

Gort: "I thought he never leave."


T'Girl