Movie Caption Contest #11: The Motion of Khan

[USS Valkyrie]

Kirk: Now look you green blooded piece of shit, if you say one more word about that Kolinahr shit, about how it has made you 'oh so much more enlightened than us average apes', I'm gonna go space-postal on your ass!
Spock: You continue to act illogically, as your continued bulging red vein in your forehead indicates. I have three times your strength and am trained in multiple Vulcan hand to hand combat techniques.
Kirk:
Bones:

Peter Preston watches down from the heavens above and thinks to himself "No wonder I died, the son of a bitch was trying to stitch me with a god damn camcorder view-finder!"

 

[cultcross]

Kirk: So, they're gonna...
Spock: Indeed.
Kirk: But, rotate, Spock? seriously?

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: McCoy told me to tell you that you are a pointy eared, green-blooded hobgoblin.

SPOCK: You may tell McCoy that he is an over emotional witch doctor more at home with chicken bones and rattles than modern medicine

 

[Sisu]

KIRK: In the left corner, weighing 160 pounds, Leonard "The Doctor" McCoy....in the green blooded son of a bitch corner, just back from Vulcan, Mr....Spoooock!

 

[A beaker full of death]

The stars.... they're all moving sideways!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I believe I miscalculated the intercept course with the cloud, Captain."

McCoy: "Well, you pointy-eared hobgoblin, you should feel right at home here!"

 

[Sisu]

McCoy: So ummm....Scotty....you realised he would still be alive if you had bought him direct to Sickbay?

Kirk: Yeah, Scotty...why did you bring him up to the Bridge?

Scotty: I'm th' engineeer..... an' I like th' keep th' Engine Room tidy....

 

[Candlelight]

Sisu said:
McCoy: So ummm....Scotty....you realised he would still be alive if you had bought him direct to Sickbay?

26 posts and I thought I could get that in without anyone mentioning it! Damn you!!

Deforrest Kelley, though later successful in reprising his role as McCoy, first tried out for the role of Potplant #3 in the Corner.

Scotty (thinking): "Ye gods I hope the good Doctor canae fix mae wee nephew"

McCoy (thinking): "This is tough... he may not pull through... but I'm gonna try dammit"

Kirk (thinking): "Did I leave the iron on in my quarters? Shit I think I did. Hope it doesn't start a fire"