Movie Caption Contest #106: Tender Loving Care

[LeadHead]

^ Ahem Nerys Myk, it's rude to piggyback on anothers entry and remove the attribution.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Anij: Jean-Luc, there's something I've got to tell yo--
Picard: Now don't you start pulling that shit on me too.

 

[Candlelight]

Anij: "Why have the rings not made you younger?"
Picard: "We couldn't afford Tom Hardy"

 

[Nerys Myk]

^ Ahem Nerys Myk, it's rude to piggyback on anothers entry and remove the attribution.

Sorry, I accidentally erased that part. Fixed now.

 

[LeadHead]

Apology Accepted.

Troi had hooked up with many strange men during TNG, but she knew she had hit bottom when she was in bed with Doctor Evil.

TROI: If you're here then who's.....

DR EVIL: That's Mr Bigglesworth, he has quite a talented tongue.

TROI (comes)

Troi: What was that?

Doctor Evil: Mini-Me.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Cat: "Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!" SQUAAAWWWKKK! "Pussy wants a cracker!"

Decker: "Mr Bigglesworth here wants a threesome."

Cat: "Meh, it's a living."

 

[Rat Boy]

Collins: "Don't look at me; Robert wanted the movie to expand its target demographic to cat lovers. Me, I'm more of a dog person."

*cat scratches*

Collin: "Owwwwwwwwww! You motherfucker!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Ilia: I thought you had gotten rid of that cat.

Decker: I tried and I tried to give the cat away, I gave it to a man going far far away. But the cat came back the very next day.

 

[Rat Boy]

Decker: "See, this isn't why I haven't been able to do shit all day."

Ilia: "You idiot; that's only if you have a bag of cats on your head."

 

[cooleddie74]

ILIA-PROBE:"Dec-ker?

You...like pussy...hair-less?"

 

[cooleddie74]

TROI:"Joe the Plumber?!?!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

M'RESS: Thats your ex????

 

[Candlelight]

"Decker, I know you said you wanted more pussy, but..."

 

[cooleddie74]

DECKER:"Is this my birthday...or WHAT?"

 

[cooleddie74]

ERNST STAVRO BLOFELD:"NOW, Counselor...I will explain my lengthy and overly-complicated plot to destroy Earth while I make passionate love to you!

Don't mind my cat...he likes to watch."

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Yes, its me! Lex Luthor! The greatest criminal mind of this age!"

 

[cooleddie74]

The SMALLVILLE / STAR TREK crossover we all wanted...but the networks were too gutless to deliver.

 

[cooleddie74]

The Sears Holoportrait Studios

Making the bald and incredibly old look amazing since 2215(TM)

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "I love your boobs."
Woman: "I love your Starfleet pension."

 

[cooleddie74]

A match made in pancake makeup.