"Tell me, delegates; will there ever be a rainbow?"
Movie Caption Contest #105: Uncle Kahless Wants You!
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"Tell me, delegates; will there ever be a rainbow?"
"You wish to take on the Rings of Turd, which I wear on my- stop laughing- hands? Unless our demands are met the awesome destructive force of the Rings of Turd- what is so funny?-shall be unleashed and- what is it with you people? Turd! The great Klingon warrior! Oh grow up, delegates, grow up!!"
"My fellow diplomats...
Today you will see irrefutable evidence that Admiral James T. Kirk not only murdered the crew of a Klingon vessel and stole that ship...but that he is also pursuing weapons of mass destruction!!!
Specifically...hovertrailers where poisonous biotoxins are being mixed and prepared for use!!"
VIXIS:"The Klingon diplomat on Nimbus has been taken hostage!! We must do something!!"
KLAA:"What...right now?
Dammit, bitch...you KNOW my stories come on in half an hour!!"
Ambassador F'RanKen BehRi: Anyone know how to remove a prune juice stain from a cardigan?
Kamarag: For the last time, I swear before the almighty Shat that I apologize for Holmes and Yoyo.
[ship's engines shut down]
Klaa: We've run out of gas!
Vixis: I told you we should have put more than five bucks worth in.
Starfleet Auctioneer: Next up we have this lovely life sized doll... ,excuse me, 1:1 scale action figure of Klingon Ambassador F'udj P'ack'a. The bidding starts at 1,000 quatloos.
President: The floor recognizes the Ambassador from Epsilon 3.
J. Michael Straczynski: Hey that's from my series!
Hey that's from my caption a few pages back!
Ambassador Kamarag: If I don't get Kirk's head on a platter, I shall unleash the Great Machine of Epsilon 3!
Zathras (off-camera): Zathras warn but nobody listens to Zathras.
Nah, it's all good. Great minds happen to occasionally think alike. Stay outta my head, teep!
President: The floor recognizes the Ambassador from Epsilon 3.
J. Michael Straczynski: Hey that's from my series!
Hey that's from my caption a few pages back!
Ambassador Kamarag: If I don't get Kirk's head on a platter, I shall unleash the Great Machine of Epsilon 3!
Zathras (off-camera): Zathras warn but nobody listens to Zathras.
Nah, it's all good. Great minds happen to occasionally think alike. Stay outta my head, teep!
Oh Man! Very Sorry about that! I came with that one on a break at work and didn't have the chance to look and see if a similar one had been done.
But I'm glad we have this situation under control, after all Zathras is Trained in Crisis Management!
KIRK: "Our unification of thoughts is a more powerful weapon... We shall prevail!"
VOICEOVER NARRATOR: "On January 24th, the Daystrom Institute will introduce the M-9 -- and you'll see why 2284 won't be like 2284."
RIDLEY SCOTT VII: "Cut! Kamarag, where the hell is your hammer?!"
KAMARAG: "Oh... Sorry Ridley, I must have left it backstage. I'll go get it."
RIDLEY SCOTT VII: >sighing< "They had to insist we appeal to the Klingon market this time..."
Ambassador NeD'Bheatty: Oh this is the one when Kor from Or tells the egg to fly and be free, and then shakes Min'dArgh's hand with a Vulcan salute. Precocious!
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