most inappropriate thing you have ever seen/done?

[think]

most recently: asked a person their religion in the middle of a group.

overall: sat nude at a party and licked what seemed to be the floor..(thinking there was drugs on the floor/carpet)

*wondering* is there some overall inappropriate act that we can do? or is anything possible in 2010? lets be inventive ??

 

[bigdaddy]

I was once asked if I was Christian on a bus by an old woman and she then went "That's OK, Jesus still loves you". If I wasn't half asleep I would have said something bitchy.

I was once over a friend's and was a little drunk, and my friend had two sips of something and was pretty out of it (he can't hold his liquor) and was giving his boyfriend a lap dance. So I had a few more drinks! haha

I groped a guy during gym class, that was fun.

 

[Hermiod]

I saw some guy putting his hand down a girl's jeans on the Tube once. She didn't seem to mind, I suppose.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Asked a woman's age.

Farted loudly at a family dinner...when I was younger...23.

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Not me, but my neighbor's wife's son (who is 17) was at church with him and her and during the part where they shake hands, well, instead of saying "peace be with you" he said (shaking hands with his mom, said "go to hell."

I'm not religious, and I don't like the idea of church but given the fact that many people go there for their weekly occasion to feel a kind of kinship with others, even I think this was inappropriate. I not only blame him, but his mother, who decided to have six children at or near the poverty level each time, and never encourages her adult or nearly adult children to do any chores or to find their dreams, and she married my neighbor because she shad no place to go, I blame her due to lack of parenting skills as well as how much I blame the kid for this.

 

[auntiehill]

In college, I was eating dinner in the main cafeteria with some friends---all guys--and they were talking about the other girls as they walked by---who had the best rack, what kind of boobs they liked best, who was wearing a bra and who wasn't, etc. It was like I was invisible. I did not want to be "one of the guys."

I got so fed up that I pushed my chair back, and yelled, "You want to know who has the best boobs? ME!" And I lifted my sweater up.

Hey, I had my good bra on, so it wasn't much of a flash, but they got an eyefull.

As you can imagine, they never talked about other women in front of me again.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

At a very posh Christening party; marquee, catering, waitingstaff, the works ~ I had a glass of champagne too many and got up and danced on the table and left dirty shoe marks on the crisp white linen. Apparently the catering company just said 'we're glad your guests had fun!'

Champagne again to blame (when will I learn?!) At a party 2 weeks ago I swopped clothes with a guy in leather trousers. The only downer was he looked good in my dress and I couldn't do up the trousers ~ well he had no hips!!!

I don't think they're really inappropriate ~ just champagne enhanced japes.
But some may think otherwise

 

[Finn]

Told a friend she looks just like her mother (she'd rather stick a fork in her fork than resembling her mother).

 

[ares93]

In college, I was eating dinner in the main cafeteria with some friends---all guys--and they were talking about the other girls as they walked by---who had the best rack, what kind of boobs they liked best, who was wearing a bra and who wasn't, etc. It was like I was invisible. I did not want to be "one of the guys."

I got so fed up that I pushed my chair back, and yelled, "You want to know who has the best boobs? ME!" And I lifted my sweater up.

Hey, I had my good bra on, so it wasn't much of a flash, but they got an eyefull.

As you can imagine, they never talked about other women in front of me again.

a friend of mine did that once. i'm just pissed i was to drunk to remember. although she wasnt exactly sober either... never try iraqi moonshine, trust me... really, dont.

 

[the Dagman]

Not the most, but once I had a particular confrontation with an angry customer due to their car repairs not being finished. Not my fault, as I was the sales guy and not the mechanic working on the car, and the parts supplier had sent out some mis-boxed parts to us, delaying the repair job. But she was mad that her car was going to be tied up a few more hours and barked at me to call her a cab. So I said "Okay, you're a cab", trying to lighten the mood as I was reaching for the phone book to actually call a taxi for her. Apparently she also wasn't a Bugs Bunny fan. Who knew?

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

most recently: asked a person their religion in the middle of a group.

overall: sat nude at a party and licked what seemed to be the floor..(thinking there was drugs on the floor/carpet)

*wondering* is there some overall inappropriate act that we can do? or is anything possible in 2010? lets be inventive ??

Do some of your posts count?

In college, I was eating dinner in the main cafeteria with some friends---all guys--and they were talking about the other girls as they walked by---who had the best rack, what kind of boobs they liked best, who was wearing a bra and who wasn't, etc. It was like I was invisible. I did not want to be "one of the guys."

I got so fed up that I pushed my chair back, and yelled, "You want to know who has the best boobs? ME!" And I lifted my sweater up.

Hey, I had my good bra on, so it wasn't much of a flash, but they got an eyefull.

As you can imagine, they never talked about other women in front of me again.

Pics or this post is worthless.

 

[Squiggy]

A married woman.


Wokka wokka.

 

[Gryffindorian]

Well, one time, I put Coffee Mate on my cereal cuz I ran out of soy milk.

 

[captcalhoun]

had sex in the Millennium Commemarative garden at the church rooms where i went to play group as a wee kid.

i guess it was one of those circle of life things...

 

[think]

Do some of your posts count?

That would depend if you think about them or not? ;O)

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[the Dagman]

Then there was the time I smoked a phattie in the Mormon church...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I once wore a Yankees jacket to a Mets game.

(I am a fan of both teams. However, at the time, my Yankees jacket was the only one I had. I've since gotten a Mets jacket to match it. )

 

[think]

Then there was the time I smoked a phattie in the Mormon church...

I am guessing multiple partner sex there would of been ignored?

 

[the Dagman]

Then there was the time I smoked a phattie in the Mormon church...

I am guessing multiple partner sex there would [have] been ignored?

FTFY.

And, actually, most definitely NOT. The mainstream Mormon church does not allow polygamy. At least not when I used to go there 30 years ago, before I took a hard look at my life and realized I had no business being there in that or any other church. It is the divergent Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints that promotes polygamy.

 

[think]

Then there was the time I smoked a phattie in the Mormon church...

I am guessing multiple partner sex there would [have] been ignored?

FTFY.

And, actually, most definitely NOT. The mainstream Mormon church does not allow polygamy. At least not when I used to go there 30 years ago, before I took a hard look at my life and realized I had no business being there in that or any other church. It is the divergent Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints that promotes polygamy.

FTFY thanks I have difficulty with English when it is not direct machine codes into the net-AI.

And, thanks also for the info., just the pop Mormon situation I was thinking of.