Most Egregious use of StarGate Technology

[PorthosShadow]

Using the Tok'ra tunnel making crystals to make a basement under my house just to store all my porn.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Using the mimicry crystals to create a bunch of clones of myself and make them do all my work while I relax.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Use the Mimetic imaging devices to make your under-age self appear old enough to buy alcohol.

 

[ngc7293]

1. Take a dump through the Star Gate but make sure you don't take more than 38 minutes.

2. Go Fishing through the quantum mirror into Oneill's pond where there are fish. But cast your line through the mirror other wise there is no sport.