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Most boring books

Is it too much of a sacred cow to toss Shakespeare's stuff into the pile?

It is brilliant stuff for performances, but horribly boring to read through. Which is probably a large part of the reason I found my English literature classes such a chore.

That's why Shakespeare wrote scripts, not books. His stuff is meant to be seen, not read. ;)
 
2001: A Space Odyssey. BOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRIIINNNNNNG OH GOD it's so boring.

The book, or the film?

If you think the film is boring, Arthur C. Clarke's novel does quite a bit to pick up the pace. (AFAIK, the book and the film were basically done simultaneously. Meaning, Clarke didn't novelize the film, he worked on it at the same time Kubrick was making the film.)
 
Yeah, anything written by Thomas Hardy is really hard to get through. Strangely I enjoyed his biography.

Also Dune. I've tried 3 times to get through it.

Most recently I'd have to say Lisey's Story by Stephen King. I got about halfway through and had to put it down. I usually find at least some entertainment and finish even the weakest of King's books, but this one just about killed me.
 
Most boring movie? I'll second 2001. I do want to read the book, but man that film puts me to sleep every time I try to watch it.

Most boring book? A Feast For Crows. It took me nearly a year to finally slog through that damn thing and it was 1,000 pages of nothing happening. At least in Moby Dick things happen and people do stuff.
 
I do want to read the book, but man that film puts me to sleep every time I try to watch it.

If you've seen 2010: The Year We Make Contact, you'll have a pretty good idea what the Odyssey novels are like. That movie does a much better job of capturing the "feel" of Clarke's work; aside from sharing a basic story, the 2001 novel and movie are totally different beasts.
 
Delany's Dhalgren was an awful snooze. I don't feel much better about his 'Triton', either. I would reread Moby Dick a dozen times over before looking at either of those books again.
 
i actually stopped watching 2001 because it nearly sent me to sleep. the Discovery hadn't even left orbit when i gave up...
 
2001 is a movie I "casually" watch (or casually watched, I'm not sure if I'll watch it again). I.e., it's on in the background, but I don't focus on it. After he shuts down Hal, the rest is almost a complete waste of time. But there are some interesting moments and it's at least a culturally important movie in spite of its slowness and relatively thin plot.

Bridesmaids

Never saw it. It got good reviews, but I'm sure Gone with the Wind did too (except from the Catholic church, which disliked the profanity).

Bridesmaids got great reviews...from women reviewers. With men it was hit and miss. With me it was miss by a country mile.

I don't hold that against the movie, I just won't go see it. Doesn't make it objectively boring, it just makes it something not worth seeing.
 
I can't really disagree with a one of them.

On his website, on the Lost in a Good Book page, Jasper Fforde is conducting a survey to see what books his readers think belong in the Ten Most Boring Classics

The results are

1) Moby Dick
2) Ulysses
3/4) Pilgrim's Progress
War and Peace
5) Silas Marner
6/7) Faeirie Queen
Paradise Lost
8) Pamela
9/10) Hard Times
Ivanhoe
 
Henry James, "The Turn of the Screw"
Joseph Heller, "Something Happened"
Pretty much any novel by Anne Tyler
 
Henry James, "The Turn of the Screw"

Yeah really. How the heck do you make a ghost story boring? Henry James found a way.

Oh and on the 2001 thing... I encourage anybody who didn't like the movie to try the books. Same basic story, but it moves along much faster and is quite easy to follow. You won't be bored.

I agree that the movie is rather dull. I think it's wonderfully shot and I'm sure it's amazing for people who are really into the technical side of how movies are made. And it definitely has some iconic imagery with Hal's red glowing sensor and the monolith. I mean the whole idea of the movie is to show not tell which is interesting...unfortunately a lot of it is so vague it's a little hard for people who haven't read the book to follow what is happening, especially at the end.
 
I'll probably get smacked, but except for a couple of his horror stories, I find Edgar Allen Poe's work incredibly boring. My mind just starts to wander after the first couple of paragraphs.
 
For me, I pick two novels that I think are terrible: The Catcher in the Rye and The Lord of the Flies. I was introduced to these novels in high school. Why can't high school English teachers introduce students to literature that broadens and deepens their perspective, and encourages them to read other classics?
 
For me, I pick two novels that I think are terrible: The Catcher in the Rye and The Lord of the Flies. I was introduced to these novels in high school. Why can't high school English teachers introduce students to literature that broadens and deepens their perspective, and encourages them to read other classics?

Well they DID deepen my perspective and encourage me to read other classics!

But I know some people would say the same about my "boring" picks, it's all a matter of taste!
 
Didn't much care for Riddley Walker. Even knowing the twist.

Then again, it's not as bad as Dust Lands: Blood Red Road, which is written in a similarly dumbed-down style, and actually gloats over it.
 
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Anything by Patrick White. Turgid drivel, all of it.

The Lord of the Rings. All three of them. There, I said it. :p
 
Henry James, "The Turn of the Screw"

Yeah really. How the heck do you make a ghost story boring? Henry James found a way.

Wow! I'm surprised by that one, it's one of my favorite books of all time. I didn't have to read it for school or anything, I just found it on my own and was captivated by it.


I liked Lord of the Flies, but HATED with a PASSION Catcher in the Rye. Not only because it was boring but I just couldn't stand the main character and am still baffled at why people consider it a classic.
 
I do. I think Paradise Lost is bloody awesome! :lol:

I can't really disagree with a one of them.

On his website, on the Lost in a Good Book page, Jasper Fforde is conducting a survey to see what books his readers think belong in the Ten Most Boring Classics

The results are

1) Moby Dick
2) Ulysses
3/4) Pilgrim's Progress
War and Peace
5) Silas Marner
6/7) Faeirie Queen
Paradise Lost
8) Pamela
9/10) Hard Times
Ivanhoe
 
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