Okay, so lemme get this straight...Zach Plesac (Indians) breaks his thumb from ripping off his shirt? How is that even possible?![]()
Pfft, those are nothing. Think of the real all-timers. Off the top of my head I'm thinking of Sammy Sosa throwing out his back while sneezing, Glenallen Hill falling through a glass table after waking up from a nightmare and thinking he was covered in spiders, Clint Barmes falling and breaking his collarbone while taking deer meat into his house, Jeremy Affeldt goring himself trying to separate frozen hamburger patties, Marty Cordova sunburning himself by falling asleep in a tanning bed, Joel Zumaya fucking up his wrist playing Guitar Hero, Vince Coleman getting eaten by the automatic tarp at Busch Stadium, Adam Eaton stabbing himself in the stomach while trying to get the security label off a DVD, Rickey Henderson giving himself frostbite from leaving an ice pack on too long ... Man, baseball players are not exactly MENSA candidates. There was also John Smoltz burning himself because he tried to iron a shirt while wearing it. And a Brewers pitcher I can't remember who had to go on the DL because he fucked up his middle finger with a pair of salad tongs.
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Someone on Twitter thinks that video didn't have enough "Yakety Sax," and they were right.Javy Javying and the Pirates Pirating
“We won the first game, and Rizz and some of us were all joking around that we’re buyers at the deadline now,” Cubs star Kris Bryant said, referring to teammate Anthony Rizzo. “And then we lost the next game, and now we’re sellers. And then [Sunday], we’re buyers.
“We’re riding the roller coaster, too, a little bit, but having fun with it. That’s really all we can do.”
In fact, in conversations during the road trip with NBC Sports Chicago, that’s exactly how players said they're approaching the season these days — as a fight to keep the core together for another week or month at a time, to make it tough on the front office to do anything else.
“Make it uncomfortable,” Bryant said.
“We can’t control what is being said or what any of the front offices do or any of that,” he added during a wide-ranging conversation Wednesday in Pittsburgh. “But if we do win, it’s going to be hard to make any changes.”
The Cubs are one of the hottest teams in baseball, and they are clearly winning to try and spite the front office and ownership who wants to get rid of all of them and presumably move the team to Miami.
There are three constants in life: Death, taxes and the Mets' medical staff being criminally incompetent.
After dislocating two fingers earlier this week while sliding into third, Marcell Ozuna has been arrested for felony assault, specifically for aggravated assault strangulation and misdemeanor battery - family violence.
Fuck that guy. I hope the Braves cut him loose as soon as they can.
You can't make this shit up, but the next giveaway day scheduled was Ozuna's yellow sleeve night. Now they can't pass those out or do any of the exicitng celebrations he brought to the team anymore.
Hat tip Iron Mike:
HOW DID HE DO THIS? Mike Marshall died yesterday. Old Guys will recall him as a member of the despised Dodgers (back when the Reds and LA played in the same division) and as a pitcher who took the ball. Period. AP:
During his Cy Young-winning 1974 season with the Dodgers, Marshall set a record that will likely never be broken - appearing in 106 games and tossing 208 1/3 innings out of the bullpen. He finished the year with a 15-12 record, a league-best 21 saves and 2.42 ERA.
That resurrects a question frequently asked in This Space: Why can’t today’s pitchers even conceive of this? They’re bigger and stronger. They have the benefit of better science, nutrition etc. And yet, they can’t get off the bus without tweaking something. If they pitch two days in a row, they might as well stay at the hotel the next day.
It's a pretty simple answer and that dipshit writer basically saying, in code, that today's pitchers are babies really pisses me off.
Not only do today's pitchers throw harder with a much greater emphasis on breaking pitches than they did in the 1970s, player health--especially pitcher health--was considered an afterthought. Remember, this was the era when amphetamines were being put in the clubhouse coffee and being passed around and popped like Skittles. Hell, 1974, the year that writer is waxing poetic about, is when Tommy John had his revolutionary elbow surgery. Before that, pitchers with torn elbow ligaments were told to just rub some dirt on their arms and tear them to shreds, often with life-changing consequences.
It is abhorrent and, quite frankly, offensive to me for this guy to think players are just coddling themselves. Science and medicine have improved by leaps and bounds in the nearly five decades since 1974. For example, we learned back in the 1980s that modern-day pitching is an inherently unnatural motion for the human body, and it's only through modern medicine that teams don't blow through 50 pitchers a season due to dead arms.
Edit: To go back to my point about pitchers throwing harder, the current K rate for the average MLB pitcher is nearly the same as Nolan Ryan's career average.
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