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Misunderstood lyrics.

I'm sure I have several misheard lyrics but the only one that comes to mind at the moment is from the Mamas and the Papas Creeque Alley, mostly because I just heard it yesterday. Anyway, I always heard the 5th stanza like this:

Broke, busted, disgusted, agents can't be trusted,
And then she wants to go to the scene.
Cass can't make it; she says we'll have to fake it---
We knew she'd come eventually.


Now, before doing any research I understood this song as being about the adventures and mis-adventures relating to the life of various folk singers caught up in show business and referencing its now commonly known drug use. So I interpreted the line as being part of somebody getting caught in a crime and then somebody else involved needing to go to where the crime occurred, apparently effectively admitting their guilt as evidenced by the stressed manner in which the line is delivered. This was followed by a period of not necessarily unlawful flight, but ducking the law nevertheless.

The actual line is:

Broke, busted, disgusted, agents can't be trusted,
And Mitchy wants to go to the sea.
Cass can't make it; she says we'll have to fake it---
We knew she'd come eventually.


Apparently the real story is pretty mundane, being that one of the groups wives wanted to get away from NY and chose the Virgin Islands to do it. At least that's the interpretation I found. I don't necessarily buy all the interpretations given, especially those dealing with the McGuinn and McGuire getting higher business but that's another thread.

Full lyrics:

John and Mitchy were gettin' kind of itchy
Just to leave the folk music behind;
Zal and Denny workin' for a penny
Tryin' to get a fish on the line.
In a coffee house Sebastian sat,
And after every number they'd pass the hat.
McGuinn and McGuire just a-gettin' higher
in L.A. You know where that's at.
And no one's gettin' fat except Mama Cass.

Zally said, "Denny, you know there aren't many
Who can sing a song the way that you do; let's go south."
Denny said, "Zally, golly, don't you think that I wish
I could play guitar like you."
Zal, Denny, and Sebastian sat (at the Night Owl)
And after every number they'd pass the hat.
McGuinn and McGuire still a-gettin higher
in L.A., You know where that's at.
And no one's gettin' fat except Mama Cass.

When Cass was a sophomore, planned to go to Swathmore
But she changed her mind one day.
Standin' on the turnpike, thumb out to hitchhike,
"Take me to New York right away."
When Denny met Cass he gave her love bumps;
Called John and Zal and that was the Mugwumps.
McGuinn and McGuire couldn't get no higher
But that's what they were aimin' at.
And no one's gettin' fat except Mama Cass.

Mugwumps, high jumps, low slumps, big bumps---
Don't you work as hard as you play.
Make up, break up, everything is shake up;
Guess it had to be that way.
Sebastian and Zal formed the æ…¡poonful;
Michelle, John, and Denny gettin' very tuneful.
McGuinn and McGuire just a-catchin' fire
in L.A. You know where that's at.
And everybody's gettin' fat except Mama Cass.

Broke, busted, disgusted, agents can't be trusted,
And Mitchy wants to go to the sea.
Cass can't make it; she says we'll have to fake it---
We knew she'd come eventually.
Greasin' on American Express cards;
Tents low rent, but keeping out the heat's hard.
Duffy's good vibrations and our imaginations
Can't go on indefinitely.
And California dreamin' is becomin' a reality...




 
The old classic by Madonna:

"Young girl with eyes like potatoes"

(the first line's misheard line I once heard is way more offensive)


Incidentally, I believe one of the most misheard songs is "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana. I still don't know what on earth he's saying in the chorus, something about "I feed two pigs in containers"...

With the light's out, it's less dangerous.

Not sure when I learned the words to the song, though. Sometimes I interchange Weird Al lyrics in (especially during the chorus).

^ Meh, Weird Al's version is funnier... :p

Funnier, sure. As poignant to an entire generation? No.

The song was a collection of various nonsense Cobain had written down over the years. It's odd that something that essentially has no meaning can be so poignant. Cool song, just odd.
 
^ Meh, Weird Al's version is funnier... :p

Funnier, sure. As poignant to an entire generation? No.

The song was a collection of various nonsense Cobain had written down over the years. It's odd that something that essentially has no meaning can be so poignant. Cool song, just odd.

It was more based on all of Nirvana's lyrics as a whole, not just Teen Spirit. Even if I don't really want to listen to them so much now, I'll always have that nostalgic connection to them from the mid 90s when I was really feeling all the stuff when I was younger.
 
There is a line from Dylan's Tangled Up In Blue I've always misheard:

(actual version)
We drove that car as far as we could
Abandoned it out West
Split up on a dark sad night
Both agreeing it was best.

I always hear "Split up on the docksatnight" (slurred together as one word) and I personally like the docks at night better. :)

I've always heard the Creeque Alley line as "And then she wants to go to the sea"

Speaking of Weird Al if I ever happen (which is rarely) Waterfalls I hear his version about the phony phone calls.
 
Queen.....Bohemian rhapsody

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Miss miller No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Miss miller We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Miss miller We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go


Oh mama mia, mama mia Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard me, for me, for me

How many years was i singing those lyrics for....:lol:
I once knew someone at school who really did sing it with those exact words. For a laugh I decided not to correct him. :rommie:
 
Queen.....Bohemian rhapsody

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Miss miller No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Miss miller We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Miss miller We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go


Oh mama mia, mama mia Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard me, for me, for me

How many years was i singing those lyrics for....:lol:
I once knew someone at school who really did sing it with those exact words. For a laugh I decided not to correct him. :rommie:
I thought they were saying "Mitch Miller".

Everybody watch the bouncing ball! :D

Oh, yeah. Another part of the same song:
Can of mousse
Can of mousse
Will you do the fandango?

(No, I didn't think that's what they were actually singing. Just saying that's how it sounded.)
 
Okay--this one is pretty obscure, but since we're on the subject of Queen, I can't resist.

Queen fans will no doubt remember their song "One Vision".

This song was rather cruelly satirized by a Slovenian industrial group, Laibach, as part of their larger project of exposing the fascistic underpinnings of much Western pop music.

Laibach's version is entitled "Geburt Einer Nation"--"Birth of a Nation".

Now, in Laibach's version, at 1:17--does he, or does he not sing: "Get me a light beer"?

You be the judge!
 
When "All Right Now" came out, I thought they were singing, "Let's move before they raise the fucking rent," and I wondered how long it would be before they pulled it off the air. :rommie:

I love those Gavin Edwards books. I bought them for my Brother's Birthday several years in a row; I was disappointed that he stopped doing them.
 
When "All Right Now" came out, I thought they were singing, "Let's move before they raise the fucking rent," and I wondered how long it would be before they pulled it off the air. :rommie:
I heard that same thing too! :lol:

I also misheard the line from Ash's "A Life Less Ordinary" as "Put on your dress, w*nkers..."
 
When I was a little girl I thought that the fourth line of "God Save the Queen" which is

"Send her victorious"

was

Send her to Victoria"

and I wondered what was so special about that state for everyone to send the Queen there.

Victoria??
I think I may have heard that too, back when we had to sing that in Elementry school, and think why would she come here? :lol:

One I always miss hear is The Who song "Won't Get Fooled Again" , I always hear .. " Ah who the Fuck are You"
but if you look up the lyrics its not there.
 
One I always miss hear is The Who song "Won't Get Fooled Again" , I always hear .. " Ah who the Fuck are You"
but if you look up the lyrics its not there.
That isn't a mis-hearing. It may not be in the lyrics, but it sure as hell is in the recording! And if you've ever seen the "video", which is really just a video of them recording it in the studio, you can read his lips, too.

"Building a Mystery" by Sarah McLachlan got played to heck and back, and it contains the never-censored line "You're a beautiful, beautiful fucked-up man. You're setting up your razor wire shrine" toward the end. And they don't play it much on the radio anymore, but "Supernova" by Liz Phair contained the line "And you fuck like a volcano, and you're everything to me". No controversy. No one seemed to care. Yet "You Oughta Know" by Alanis had to bleep the f-word, when it was perhaps the most appropriate use of the word in any song I've ever heard. I still can't figure out what will or won't get a song banned from radio, but I think it has less to do with whether there is foul language than whether that language is easily understood.
 
My friend heard this to "Voices Carry":

"Blush blush
take it downtown
Noisy Mary"
 
A lot of these are created, not actual stories of mishearings. There was a series of books about these and they got so ridiculous that you know they were fabrications.

One I STILL mishear to this day after 30 years in rock radio is from "Sweet Home Alabama"

"Now Muscles Schultz has got the Swamp List."

--Ted
 
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