Misc AV CONTEST: Lurid/Trashy Paperback Covers

[scotpens]

Paperback mysteries, detective and crime stories, adventure stories, trashy romance, and just good old-fashioned sex. What lurid, sensationalistic paperback cover do you think would make a good avatar?

Let's stick to paperback books -- no magazine or comic covers. Nothing with sci-fi, fantasy or supernatural themes. And no out-and-out porn.

I'll start the ball rolling with this one:

(They're the best kind!)

 

[Jetfire]

^You need to resize it to 140 Height.

Mine. Hope it works.

 

[scotpens]

^You need to resize it to 140 Height.

Done.

You can never go wrong with a topless chick with a whip!

 

[Locutus of Bored]

 

[Jetfire]

^
LoB That lady on the cover looks like Lindsay Lohan.

^You need to resize it to 140 Height.

Done.

You can never go wrong with a topless chick with a whip!

True.

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

i can't get rid of the white on the sides

 

[JiNX-01]

to give you an idea how trashy this novel is, it's priced at 95 cents.

 

[Owain Taggart]

Is it me or does it look like Lindsay Lohan?

Btw, does this have to be a book cover? Cause I have an album cover that looks like the cover of a bad romance novel.

 

[JiNX-01]

The showrunner wants to stick with paperback books.

 

[Jetfire]

Is it me or does it look like Lindsay Lohan?

I thought the same thing if you read above. It is strange though.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Oh, man. I have thousands of lurid Pulp magazine covers, but not many paperbacks. And they're mostly SF or Fantasy. At least Mystery fiction is allowed.

i can't get rid of the white on the sides

It's hardly noticeable, but if you have Photoshop you can crop one pixel at a time.

 

[ed629]

This seems pretty cheesy...

 

[scotpens]

Btw, does this have to be a book cover? Cause I have an album cover that looks like the cover of a bad romance novel.

The showrunner wants to stick with paperback books.

If it looks enough like a paperback cover that I can't tell the difference, it's kosher.

Is it me or does it look like Lindsay Lohan?

I thought the same thing if you read above. It is strange though.

Pure coincidence, I'm sure. Apparently it's a story about a young Hollywood hopeful who likes Chinese food.

This seems pretty cheesy...

Did our friend Iguana Tonante belong to this outfit?

 

[Owain Taggart]

Ok, thanks scotpens. The only difference would be the dimensions as a paperback is taller than an album cover. It's the content that matter, right?

I'll put it up and if you don't want to accept it, that's fine.

 

[Admiral Shran]

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[Saga]

this is the first avatar contest i have entered.

 

[scotpens]

this is the first avatar contest i have entered.

Sorry, but I'm afraid I'll have to disqualify that one. The source is a sci-fi paperback titled Sin in Space. Sounds like fun, but the contest rules specifically say no science fiction.

Cute babe, though. She reminds me of a young Ann-Margret.

 

[Saga]

this is the first avatar contest i have entered.

Sorry, but I'm afraid I'll have to disqualify that one. The source is a sci-fi paperback titled Sin in Space. Sounds like fun, but the contest rules specifically say no science fiction.

Cute babe, though. She reminds me of a young Ann-Margret.

lol i fail at reading.

 

[Jetfire]

^
Nice!