Mirror Universe versions of the Trek writers

[The Grim Ghost]

Let us imagine what the mirror universe counterparts of some of our favorite Trek writers would be like. The more outlandish the better. Please stay away from mean spirited comments like "so and so suddenly becomes a good writer", this is all in good fun.

Does KRAD become K'Rad, who flies into a rage at the sight of a list?

Does David Mack become "The Preserver", unwilling to ever take the life of one of his beloved characters?

 

[William Leisner]

KRAD would become a clean-shaved, short-haired, God-fearing neo-con most famous for writing men's adventure novels.

David Mack would write Teletubbies tie-ins.

Kevin Dilmore would be be writing his memoirs from prison, after stabbing Dayton Ward in the throat with a BIC pen.

Christopher L. Bennett would write hardcore pornography.

 

[Thrawn]

DRG3 would write short, profane stories about a hilarious troupe of slightly retarded circus freaks. Not a single one would be longer than 2000 words.

 

[Dayton Ward]

Mirror Universe Dayton Ward would probably like most of the people posting here.

What?

 

[The Grim Ghost]

MU Christopher L. Bennett's new MU novel "Lifeblood" reveals that every single Trek character that has ever been killed was actually shifted into an death-like alternate universe. Picard makes contact with a race of crystalline spider's who have been holding them and makes a deal for their freedom. Upon their return there are few repurcussions other than a hearty "Welcome Back!" from Picard.

"Not enough dead characters have come back to life for my taste" says MU Bennett.

Meanwhile MU Dayton Ward has become a musician and find success with his hit single "Sarcasm: What is it Good For? Absolutely Nothing"

 

[Dayton Ward]

^ That works better if you change "Sarcasm" to "Snark."


Snark! Huh. God gawd, y'all......

 

[The Grim Ghost]

^ I'm guessing that one goatee wouldn't be enough for you. You need two at the very least. I'll leave it up to you as to where you place the second one

 

[-Brett-]

Maybe mirror universe KRAD doesn't care so much for Klingons. He prefers to write Romulan stories.

MU DRG3's writing style might be very terse. He gives only the bare minimum of detail necessary.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

MU David Mack doesn't ever kill any characters and he writes the characters to be happy all the time as nothing bad ever happens to them and they never have any deep long lasting problems.

MU KRAD: writies Romulan stories and is known for writing a story about the politics on the Terran Empire.

MU Peter David's New Frontier stories would have a Calhoun who follows Starfleet regulations to the letter.

 

[Turbo]

MU Margaret and Marco consolidated their resources with a sham marriage and then proceeded to sieze power at Pocket Books.

MU Diane Carey is writing based-on-life-experience novels about the MACOs.

MU Terri Osborne is writing supermarket romances.